Separated at Birth

Barack Obama and Gilbert Gottfried

Why is this News? Didn't This Happen to All of Us in College?

MUNCIE, Ind. (AP) - A man nearly crushed inside a garbage truck told police he can't recall how he ended up inside a trash bin—and then the truck—after a night of drinking with friends. William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste. "He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke. "This gentleman was extremely intoxicated," he said. Bowen told police the last thing he remembers before waking up in the truck was drinking with buddies about 3 a.m. Thursday at a Muncie bar.

The Man-Made Global Warming Hoax

This man-made global warming hoax is about two things: (1) Empowering government to run more of the private sector, and (2) Turning carbon dioxide into gold as in 'carbon credits.' Invoking September 11 has officially been succeeded by global warming as the new excuse for the government to unleash a fresh tyranny no matter how offensive and damaging to individual liberty it may be. Global warming has replaced 9/11 as the justification to do anything!

Hypocrite Al Gore says his lifestyle, one that includes electricity hogging mansions, private plane flights and a host of other CO2 producing activities, is actually "carbon neutral." How is this possible you ask? He purchases carbon credits, which are to ensure that CO2 emissions are being reduced elsewhere. What he doesn't tell you, however, is that he purchases those carbon credits from Generation Investment Management, a company that is actually owned and operated by Gore himself.

It will not be too long before there will be a great land grab in the Third World by the Eco-Hypocrites who, in exchange for debt-forgiveness will receive control over vast amounts of land (i.e., rain forests) purportedly to be set aside for carbon neutral activities. Then, once the global warming hoax is exposed as a fraud, the reformed Eco-Hypocrites can use the land for whatever purpose they desire -- and it won't be for carbon-neutral activities.

Finally, ask yourself this question: Why are almost all man-made global warming proponents members of the liberal left? Answer: Because the liberal left favor big government, and what better way to give the government more control? After all, they won't be proven frauds and hucksters for years and years, because according to their theory, they get 50 years to prove their case.

UPDATE: http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/scientology-and-man-made-global-warming.html

Cycle of Bigfoot Rape Continues

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities. Gene R. Morrill, 57, of New Ipswich, N.H., had previously pleaded guilty in Stafford Circuit Court to 20 charges stemming from his efforts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet. Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

Bungee Jumping

He was never more frightened for his life than at this moment.

Oxymoron of the Day

An oxymoron is a rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms. Examples of oxymorons are as follows: act naturally, extensive briefing, open secret, and paid volunteer. Today's Oxymoron of the Day:

Muslim Scholar (see also, Moderate Muslim)

Subliminal Message

Reforms Sweep Post-Fidel Cuba

For the first time in history, ordinary Cuban citizens will now be allowed to have cell phones.

Hillary Clinton, Congenital Liar

On January 8, 1996, William Safire wrote an editorial in the New York Times that began with the following sentence: "Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady -- a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many in her generation -- is a congenital liar."

He went on to detail all her recently exposed lies: Her BS explanation for her 10,000 percent profit in 1979 commodity trading, Travelgate, raiding the office of Vincent Foster after his apparent suicide to cover up their relationship, her false denial of actively representing a criminal enterprise known as the Madison S.& L. and concealing the Madison billing records two days beyond the statute of limitations, and other lies. Her post-Safire article lies include her bogus claim to have been named after the first man to climb Mt. Everest, Sir Edmond Hillary -- but she was born 6 years before he achieved that feat. She also claims to have "attempted" to join the Marines -- or was it the Army -- (she has claimed both) right after graduating law school. Now she lied about negotiating the peace in Bosnia amid gunfire. Check it out for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfNqhV5hg4

UPDATE: http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/hillary-clinton-congenital-liar-caught.html

Smith Marriage Will Last, Experts Say.

New York (AP) -- The best marriages are those where women marry men who are less attractive than themselves, research has found. Psychologists who studied newlyweds found men who were better-looking than their wives were more likely to be unhappy and have negative feelings about their marriage. In couples where the wife is more attractive, both partners tended to be very content. The research, published in the Journal of Family Psychology, suggests that, in evolutionary terms, women are less choosy about their man's looks as long as he is able to help them reproduce. Men, however, are programmed to choose a mate who is most likely to pass on their genes and look for youth, health and physical attractiveness. The tests involved 82 couples married within the previous six months.

Angry Fat Man Wants Bigger Portion of Meat

Click on Link to Listen -- It gets better at the end.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html

Man Arrested After Woman Doesn't Listen

Raleigh, N.C. (AP) - An Raleigh man was arrested this weekend in connection with a domestic violence incident involving his common law wife. Identifying himself only as "the Playah-in-Chief" police say he defended his actions by claiming, "She just wouldn't listen. I kept telling her what it was, but she just wouldn't listen." After initially accepting his story, police later determined it was necessary to charge him with assault after interviewing several other witnesses. While being booked, the suspect was heard repeating to himself, "I'm gonna get me some." He remains in custody pending a bail hearing on Monday.

Child Attempting to Stowaway Dies

This poor child was only able to hold on for a few seconds after this picture was taken.

The DemoNazis Will Lose This November

The Truth is Out- Why Men Are Republican

SICKO Arrested

This PERVERT was hiding behind a clothes rack at Target with his pants down and fully loaded. When an unsuspecting mom, along with her 3 year old kid, walked by he jumped out and pollinated her. SICKO. Notice how he is slightly smiling in his mug shot?

Separated at Birth

Eliot Spitzer and Kurt Waldheim

A Man of Substance

The Lightweight Champion of the World

Obama's "Denouncement" of His Racist Mentor was Pre-Planned

About 1 year ago, Barack Obama and his racist mentor, Rev. Wright, came up with a plan to cover up Obama's racism in the event his deep rooted connection with the Racist Reverend were ever uncovered. As recently uncovered in the New York Times: Mr. Wright, who has long prided himself on criticizing the establishment, said he knew that he may not play well in Mr. Obama’s audition for the ultimate establishment job. “If Barack gets past the primary, he might have to publicly distance himself from me,” Mr. Wright said with a shrug. “I said it to Barack personally, and he said yeah, that might have to happen.”

UPDATE: Sheriff Wants to Charge Boyfriend of Diarrhea Victim

NESS CITY, Kan. — A man should be charged for allowing his girlfriend to sit on their toilet so long that her body became stuck to the seat, the sheriff said Thursday. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple was among authorities who discovered the woman last month living in the bathroom of a mobile home she shared with her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "The house was cluttered but not in shambles," he said. "The smell was overpowering — a terrible smell about the house, obviously coming from where she was at." McFarren, 36, told police his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, 35, had a phobia about leaving the bathroom and may not have left the bathroom in two years, although he's unsure how long she was in there.

America-Hating Barack Obama Will Weaken America

Not only does Barack Obama refuse to salute the American Flag, and refuse to engage in a simple show of patriotism by wearing a flag lapel pin, but look at this Video. Barack Obama promises to unilaterally disarm America. I can no longer support him as the Democratic Party's nominee. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl32Y7wDVDs

Government Swastika Buildings Prove 9-11 an Inside Job

From the ground, the Wesley Acres Methodist retirement home looks like any other building. So does the Coronado Naval Base in San Diego But fly over in an airplane, and the outline is unmistakable: It's one big swastika. Built in the mid-1970s and late-1960s, respectively, they were both part of a tangled, government-funded conspiracy to honor Nazis. The swastika shape of Wesley Acres in Decatur pays homage to the German scientists who came to nearby Huntsville after World War II and designed the rockets that helped convince the rest of the world that Americans landed on the moon -- which we also know to be a LIE. This, in my opinion, PROVES that 9-11 was an inside job, primarily orchastrated by Dick Cheney and Peter Wolfowitz with the complicity of George Bush. Here are the two buildings in question:

Obama = Closet Racist, Closet America Hater

Barac Obama poses with his racist spiritual leader. Last year, Sen. Obama donated $22,500 to this man. Obviously, he liked what he heard spewing from his hateful pie hole. See the video below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5ixmT83JE

Our Options Are Limited

Islamo-Nazis have continued their world-wide attacks in the midst of U.S. elections, forcing Americans to choose one of three approaches toward our deadly enemies: negotiation, isolation, or confrontation. Obama stresses the negotiation option – suggesting we can reach understandings with anyone. But how can we compromise with stateless killers who seek our society’s total destruction, and won’t come out of hiding? Ron Paul supports the isolation option – arguing that pullback from international engagement and Muslim lands will force Islamists to leave us alone. But when the West attempted this strategy in Lebanon and Gaza, it produced more violence, not less, and withdrawal inevitably resembles retreat and surrender. Finally, there’s the McCain strategy – maintaining the offensive against terrorist cells and jihadist ideas. As with the Cold War against Communism, victories won’t be quick or easy, but stalwart commitment against Islamist fanatics is not only the right course but by far the safest alternative of the options before us.

Woman Takes a Dump for 2 Years

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say Pam Babcock, a woman in western Kansas, became stuck on her boyfriend's mobile home toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it. . . . She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." The boyfriend told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." He never explained why it took him two years to call. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. When interviewed, neighbors expressed shock that the man had a girlfriend.

Daniel Award

As a tribute to those courageous Hollywood celebrities who come out to support unpopular causes, regardless of the professional ostracism they will most certainly face, Bill's Blunderful Blog awards them the prestigious Daniel Award. This award is named after the prophet Daniel of the Old Testament, a man who was thrown into the lion's den after he refused to bend to public pressure and worship an idol erected by King Nebuchadnezzar. Daniel would never turn away from the one true God for the sake of popularity, and neither would a Hollywood Celebrity. Today's recipient of the Daniel Award goes to . . . . .


Leonardo DiCaprio -- Global Warming: He's Against It

Democratic Party Shows its Racism

The political party that dominated the Old South during slavery, the political party that has given us former KKK Grand Wizard Sen. Robert Byrd, the political party that always assumes Al Sharpton speaks for all African Americans, and the only major U.S. political party that still advocates using race as a factor in hiring, college admissions and awarding contacts, has once again shown its Racism, and the Drive-By/Mainstream Media will once again give the Democratic Party a pass. Former V.P. Nominee Geraldine Ferraro racistly declared this week:

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."

Now, let's turn this quote around: If Geraldine Ferraro were a Republican, neither she nor the GOP would get a pass by the media elites. The GOP's chances for the White House would be over.

Mooner Arrested

A certified nurse's assistant has been arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after "mooning" two co-workers while on the job at the Frasier Meadows Assisted Living Center. Two nurses told police that Suzanne Mueffelmann, 42, of Longmont, flashed her buttocks outside the room of a Frasier Meadows resident, according to an arrest report. The mooning incident occurred about 8 p.m. Feb. 27 while Mueffelmann was talking with the two nurses, Jessica Jarvis and Cleyfi Alvarado. Mueffelmann asked Jarvis and Alvarado if they knew what "mooning" was, and when they denied such knowledge she told them, "I'll make your night," according to the report.

After she mooned them for a few seconds, Mueffelmann told police, "Jessica and Cleyfi appeared very startled and alarmed, and she immediately felt bad and felt that she may have crossed the line." Her co-workers followed hospital procedure and called 911, which resulted in several squad cars, a fire truck and an ambulance immediately arriving on-scene to investigate.

When officers interviewed Jarvis and Alvarado about the incident, the women said they were "very alarmed and scared."
An officer reported that Mueffelmann later said it was a "strong misunderstanding," and, "She hasn't mooned since college, and she doesn't plan on doing it again."

"Man" Carrying Wife's Purse

As alluded to earlier in this blog at http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/breaking-news.html, disgraced police officer "Dustin" was seen exploring his feminine side, while still attempting to appear masculine. It did not work.

Here is a link to another story about a man carrying his wife's purse.

http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/only-one-man-has-it-right.html

BREAKING NEWS . . . . .

For 2 days, this journalist has refrained from publishing a shocking story involving a local police officier. I can now report that this officer, who shall only be identified as "Dustin," was seen in a local family restaurant voluntarily carrying his wife's purse. When he realized he was about to be photographed, he attempted to "embrace" his feminine side and snuggle the purse close to his bossom, yet paradoxically, he attempted to make a show of masculinity by "flexing" his underdeveloped bicep. I am attempting to obtain his side of the story -- if there is such a side -- before publishing this photograph.

Clean Living

What Are Those Buckets For?

The World's Fattest Man (according to the Book of Records) recently lost about 500 pounds. Here, he proudly poses to show off his new figure. However, the questions remains, what does he use those two buckets for, seen in the background? They say an elephant looses 50 pounds everytime he moves his bowels or urinates, so one must wonder what the function is of those containers.

UPDATE: Kenny Ray Coble Arrested!!

When we last heard from Kenny Ray Coble, he had recently announced plans to get "F---ing drunk," drive his sweet Malibu, smoke cigarettes and patron various strip clubs in the metropolitan Kansas City area. It appears that local police organizations had been tipped off to his plans by one Chastity Bowe. Mr. Coble was arrested for DUI after being stopped a few blocks from Jake's Roadhouse Tavern on 118th Street.

Eric -- The New Face of the Cookie Thief

Like a cancer, the proclivity of people in this office to STEAL from Scott is spreading. I, for one, am appalled.

Why Women Shouldn't Fly

No MySpace in Prison

A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet. According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead.

Hughstan told detectives that he used the Internet to communicate with his friends and since his father took the Internet away, he was "just so depressed all the time," the report said. Specifically, Hughstan said he hated his father because he was restricting his use of the MySpace Web site.

When told that he would not be permitted to use MySpace in prison, Hugstan appeared despondent and was placed on suicide watch.

Taco Bell Worker Urinates and Spits in Food

LINCOLN (AP) -- Members of a Sidney family say a fast-food dinner they were served in 2005 contained far more than what they ordered. In a lawsuit filed Thursday in Cheyenne County District Court, Sidney police officer Keith Andrew and his wife allege that a Taco Bell employee urinated and spit in food served to their family in October 2005. The complaint was filed against North Platte-based Mid Plains Food and Lodging, owner of the KFC/Taco Bell.A company spokesman, Jeff Moore, said the company has not seen the lawsuit so could not immediately comment.The lawsuit says the couple's 4-year-old son became "violently ill" with gastroenteritis and dehydration the day he ate the food, vomited for hours and was forced to spend time in the hospital. Another son, 7 years old at the time, also became ill, the lawsuit says.Managers of the restaurant were aware of the contamination at the time the Andrew family was eating but didn't inform the family, according to the lawsuit filed by Scottsbluff-based attorney Maren Chaloupka. The lawsuit suggests the family was the victim of a scheme that targeted police officers."Employees maintained 'special servings' of food reserved for ... officers," the lawsuit says. "The 'special servings' had been urinated in or spit in by KFC/Taco Bell employees. In fact, defendant's employees maintained a particular serving pan for use in creating 'special servings' of food plus employee urine."The lawsuit says management was well aware of the scheme aimed at officers before the Oct. 28, 2005, incident with the Andrew family, "but did nothing that could be reasonably calculated to protect its customers from this practice."The employee accused of urinating and spitting in the Andrew family's food, Casey Diedrich, could not be reached to comment. In March of this year, Diedrich pleaded guilty to violating the Nebraska Pure Food Act and fined $100, according to Cheyenne County Court records. The prosecution was for the same incident described in the lawsuit, according to Chaloupka.Other workers saw what Diedrich did, the lawsuit says, and reported it to management.But despite knowing Diedrich contaminated the food, management did not discipline him, and he was allowed to work at the restaurant for at least two more months without special supervision, the lawsuit alleges.The company spokesman, Moore, said Diedrich was eventually fired for missing work but not for any of the alleged incidents the lawsuit cites.No complaints of possible food contamination prompting state inspections were levied against the restaurant around the time of the October incident described in the lawsuit, according to the state Department of Agriculture, which conducts investigations. The last inspection of the restaurant, conducted three months ago as part of a regular inspection schedule, turned up only minor, routine violations, such as having a mop in dirty water.Damages allegedly suffered by the family and outlined in the suit include: past and future physical and mental harm; $1,190.44 in medical expenses; and future medical expenses.

You Call That a Sandwich?

I came into the office today after a 6 day hiatus. I wanted lunch but did not want to go out. So I made John buy me lunch. He bought a tuna sandwich and brought it to me. It came with a side of pasta. You call this a sandwich? It was dry! I nearly choked and had to get my own beverage. I send you guys out to get me a lunch and this is all you can do? The pasta was okay, though. I guess he couldn't mess that up. What a jerk John is to treat me this way.

Local Man Decides to Have Fries With That

SAN PEDRO, CA—Eleventh-hour lunch-rush negotiations came to a successful conclusion Monday when, following a 30-second period of deliberation, area resident John Fowler opted to accept the McDonald's corporation's suggestion that he have fries with that. Though the fries were not part of Turnbee's initial purchase proposal to the fast-food giant, the addition of the processed, potato-based food item to his mid-day meal was a concession he felt would best serve his short-term side-order selection needs. "I wasn't gonna get fries at first," Fowler said. "But then I wound up getting them."

After carefully reviewing his food-choice options based on such factors as cost, availability and deliciousness, Fowler arrived at the decision that a meal of Chicken McNuggets, an apple-pie and a chocolate shake would best fulfill his mealtime requirements. "At that point, fries were not part of the agenda," said Bill Blairg, Fowler's lawyer. "However, the cashier's friendly smile, courteous demeanor and low-pressure 'soft sell' technique of politely asking if Mr. Fowler would like fries with that made the fry purchase seem like a viable compromise to my client."

Public-relations professionals employed by the McDonald's corporation agreed. "To us, this represents a real 'win-win' situation," McDonald's vice-president of media relations Nathan Kramer said. "By actively suggesting that Fowler have fries with that, the McDonald's corporation was able to successfully maximize its profit potential on the deal. In turn, Mr. Fowler reaped the undeniable benefits of the hot, salty fries in question, enabling him to better enjoy his meal."

Fowler was similarly satisfied by the outcome of the negotiation. "I ate at McDonald's," Fowler told co-worker Joe Noriega upon returning from his lunch break. "It was good, I guess."

MISSING !!!

They have not been seen in 5 days.

Where are they? What are they doing?

Dallas Cab Driver Adds Secret Ingredient to Food

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh went on trial for throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out, and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case was clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.

Prosecutors showed surveillance videotape of the defendant, which showed him sprinkling a substance on the food. The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but wrongly turned the case over to local prosecutors after they wrongly determined it was not a national security issue.

He was later convicted and sentenced to a mere 5 years in prison.

Pubic Hair Stuffed Steak

It's every diner's nightmare: You've somehow offended a restaurant employee who then decides to exact a little revenge by placing something unpleasant in your grub. That's what cops say happened Saturday night at the Texas Roadhouse in West Bend, Wisconsin, where Kevin Hansen dined with family and friends. It seems that the trouble began when Hansen mentioned to a manager that his steak was "a little over done." While Hansen said that the meal was still okay, the manager, Michael Liberatore, insisted that he accept a new medium rare steak (which Hansen took and brought home with him). When he decided to eat the steak the following day, Hansen spotted what looked like pubic hairs "stuffed in the middle of the steak." A subsequent police probe resulted in the arrest of Ryan Kropp, a 24-year-old cook who admitted adding "at least two of his facial hairs" to the steak, according to a criminal complaint. Kropp, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed that he defiled the ribeye because he thought Hansen was "just trying to get free stuff" by claiming the steak had been overcooked. Another Texas Roadhouse worker, Michael Perkins, told investigators that after Kropp cooked the replacement steak, he remarked, "These are my pubes" as he used his fingers to stuff something into the steak. As to the true source of the hairs, Liberatore told cops that he recalled Kropp not having "more than a couple days worth of facial hair on his face" Saturday evening. Kropp faces a maximum of only 42 months in prison.

The Face of Abortion

Angry.
No make-up.
Wart above lip.
Unwashed hair pulled back tightly.
Long sleeve shirt.
Believes her opinions are more important than anyone else's.

I promise you that she did not take a shower this morning.

The Smartest Woman in the World?

Hillary Knows Best

Hillary Clinton Supporter

Optical Illusion