Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Douche Bags of MSNBC



There are 3 douche bags at MSNBC. They are, as follows:

1. Keith Oblermann, Douche-Bag Extraordinaire, is a ranting left wing, anti-Christian bigot who has celiac disease (chronic, gassy, smelly, liquid bowel movements) and restless leg syndrome (where you bounce your leg up and down all day). Funnier still, he also has a loss of depth perception after the idiot hit his head on the top of a subway car door while trying to impress a woman by "going green" and riding the subway instead of driving!!! Consequently, he is no longer allowed to drive by order of the New York Department of Motor Vehicles! Way to go, douche bag. Most guys just donate blood or give money to a bum to impress chicks -- you became brain damaged! He is also well known in the New York barfly-whore community to have micro-phallus (a very tiny wiener). Just google "Keith Olbermann" and "small penis" and you will get the full story.



2. Rachel Maddow, J-Boy's Fantasy Woman, aka, Too-Clever-For-The-Room, is a short haired lesbian who thinks she is the smartest woman, er, "person" alive. She belittles those who hold differing opinions by mocking them with the most sophomoric of humor. She thinks Bill Maher is brilliant. Her hairy armpits, legs and crotch have never been groomed or even trimmed. When you get past her affable personality, and listen to what she says, she is a really immature person. And her farts will clear a room faster than an anthrax scare.











3. David Schuster, the Pussy Who Over Sleeps, has severe coffee breath and can only talk by moving his lower lip and with his eye lids drooping. He is a coward who does not have the balls to stand by what he says. He is a typical drive-by media representative in that he will talk shit, but then run away like a coward and not face the music.

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