Saturday, April 19, 2008

Carter and Hamas Make Peace Proposal

Disgraced former president Jimmy Carter emerged from his meeting with Hamas terrorist leader Khaled Meshal and his deputy, Moussa Abu Marzouk, on Friday and announced a bold new 3-point Middle East peace plan. The plan calls on Israel to admit its role in the 9/11 attacks, to lift the blockade imposed on the Gaza strip, and to make restitution payments to the families of dozens of martyr-bombers who lost their lives in the war against Zionism since 1998. In return, Hamas would agree to grant visitation rights to kidnapped Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, who has been in Hamas custody since June 2006.

"Political isolation by the American administration has begun to crumble," Mohammed Nazzal, a top figure in Hamas' political bureau, gleefully told Bill's Blunderful Blog after Friday's meeting in Damascus. The U.S. government has had no contact with Hamas since designating it a terrorist organization in 1995.

"I am proud of this achievement," Carter announced. "I only hope the Zionists in Israel will be as reasonable as Hamas." A gushing United States press corps agreed.

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