In Port Orchard, Washington, the Kitsap County Sheriff's office arrested a 24-year old Seattle Seahawks fan and fast food fry cook (I believe it was the McDonald's on Mile Hill Drive) for hocking a loogie in the hamburger of a 37-year old father because he was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. After lifting the top bun of the burger he saw a gross concoction of mucus, blood and spit in a wiggling globule on top of his pickles. The food-adulterator was arrested at his apartment later that day. When police arrived at his apartment, they smelled marijuana and added drug charges to his rap sheet, which now also includes fourth-degree assault.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Don't Wear Team Garb When Eating Out
In Port Orchard, Washington, the Kitsap County Sheriff's office arrested a 24-year old Seattle Seahawks fan and fast food fry cook (I believe it was the McDonald's on Mile Hill Drive) for hocking a loogie in the hamburger of a 37-year old father because he was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. After lifting the top bun of the burger he saw a gross concoction of mucus, blood and spit in a wiggling globule on top of his pickles. The food-adulterator was arrested at his apartment later that day. When police arrived at his apartment, they smelled marijuana and added drug charges to his rap sheet, which now also includes fourth-degree assault.
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