Fresh from his stupid, muscle atrophying diet of lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper, Lurch thinks he is "more healthy, vibrant, and de-toxed" than ever.
He is not. All that happened is that he had watery stools for 10 days. Way to go, Lurch.
I began my career as a professional bodybuilder in 1993, but alleged steroid use followed me from tournament to tournament, and soon I was banned from all competition. Now I spend my time talking and complaining.
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