This past weekend, Lurch decided to charter a fishing boat for some deep sea fishing. He was bragging to all the fellows about all the swell fish he was going to reel in. He even started contacting taxidemists to get price estimates for mounting the trophy fish he was going to catch. He even started to wonder where he was "going to store all the fish" he caught. Alas, the trip was a bust. Is the man pictured above Lurch holding the fish he caught? NO. The man photographed above caught more fish in the pictured storm drain than Lurch caught in the entire Pacific Ocean last weekend.
Why must bad things always happen to me?
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