Today, Lurch was asked by J-Boy's secretary where J-Boy was, because Mr. Potter was looking for him.
"Where is J-Boy!"(actual quote)
Fortunatly, J-Boy had a true friend in Lurch. Instead of simply stating, "I don't know," or "He's not coming in," or "He's at home today," Lurch decided to say: "Tell Mr. Potter the J-Boy took a VACATION DAY rather than be around to help."
So, now J-Boy is in trouble. The image of J-Boy lounging on the beach with a Mai Tai has been seared forever in the mind of Mr. Potter, who now hates J-Boy beyond all measure.
Way to go, Lurch. You are a true friend.
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