An astronomer at the Bowl Mountain Observatory has a warning for anyone who plans to be up and about on May 31.
“I’ve been studying the phases — and faces — of the Man in the Moon,” Dr. Alfred Eisenstone told Bill's Blunderful Blog, “and have come to the conclusion that not only are we watching him: he’s watching us!”
The scientist reports that certain craters in the eye-section seem to become wider during periods of the full moon, and several of the southern peaks grow taller. “Because there is no atmosphere on the moon, his ability to pick up the tiniest details on Earth would be unimpaired,” Dr. Eisenstone added. “There is no doubt in my mind that he is looking into windows as soon as he rises — so to speak.”
Every other astromomer contacted by Bill's Blunderful Blog has dismissed the scientist’s claim as moronic. “We believe that Dr. Eisenstone is not only mad but a pervert himself,” said Professor Aaron Motbaugh. “Rumor has it he’s used the observatory’s two-hundred-inch telescope for local peeping of his own.”
“Those allegations were never substantiated, and time will prove that I’m right,” Dr. Eisenstone replied confidently. “My research will give an entirely new meaning to the term ‘blue moon.’”
“I’ve been studying the phases — and faces — of the Man in the Moon,” Dr. Alfred Eisenstone told Bill's Blunderful Blog, “and have come to the conclusion that not only are we watching him: he’s watching us!”
The scientist reports that certain craters in the eye-section seem to become wider during periods of the full moon, and several of the southern peaks grow taller. “Because there is no atmosphere on the moon, his ability to pick up the tiniest details on Earth would be unimpaired,” Dr. Eisenstone added. “There is no doubt in my mind that he is looking into windows as soon as he rises — so to speak.”
Every other astromomer contacted by Bill's Blunderful Blog has dismissed the scientist’s claim as moronic. “We believe that Dr. Eisenstone is not only mad but a pervert himself,” said Professor Aaron Motbaugh. “Rumor has it he’s used the observatory’s two-hundred-inch telescope for local peeping of his own.”
“Those allegations were never substantiated, and time will prove that I’m right,” Dr. Eisenstone replied confidently. “My research will give an entirely new meaning to the term ‘blue moon.’”
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