Hillary Snubs Bill to Kiss Obama

No matter how you feel about Bill Clinton, you have to feel sorry for him after watching this video:


http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3059275&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/

Celebrities Pray to Obama!!!

This is hilarious! Obama is "the church that cannot be seen" ??? Keep an eye on how emotional they are. Especially Forrest Whittaker. He looks like he's gonna cry if Obama doesn't win.

Obama Voted to Support President Bush 50 Percent of the Time

Obama and the Democrats are proclaiming McCain voted to support President Bush 90 percent of the time. That's AWESOME! But if that is intended to connote something negative, consider this:

According to studies compiled by Congressional Quarterly, Obama voted to support President Bush’s positions between 40 and 50 percent of the time over the past two years -- More than Democrats Harry Reid of Nevada, Debbie Stabenow of Michigan, Barbara Boxer of California, Sherrod Brown of Ohio and Patrick J. Leahy of Vermont. Moreover, Obama voted with his party more than 95 percent of the time during that period, while McCain was more independent, tallying party unity scores between 70 and 90 percent.

P-Diddy: Gas Prices are Too High!

Let's hope all his Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters send him some gas!

Seperated at Birth -- NOT

Separated at Birth

143 Days

Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days? Not much.

From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.


After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

143 days -- Some people keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.

In contrast, John McCain's 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi now seem more impressive than ever. At 71, John McCain may just be hitting his stride.

Democrats Want Terrorists at Club Gitmo to Get Netflix!

Watch this video, as delegates to the Democratic National Convention eagerly sign a fake petition to have terrorist detainees at Guantanimo Bay receive Netflix, health insurance, ESPN1 and ESPN2, and the right to participate in Jihad Olympics! Unbelievable how much the Democrats hate America and how much of our money they want to give to terrorists.

McCain Tries the Mondale Strategy

Thinking he can scoop up the Mrs. Bill Clinton supporters by nominating a woman as his running mate, McCain demonstrates how scared he is of his opponent Barak Hussein Obama. He passed up the most qualified candidate, Mitt Romney, and instead went for a 2-year female governor from a state with 3 votes in the electoral college. Blatent pandering. The last time someone tried this, he lost in the biggest landslide in history. Think Mondale-Ferraro 1984.

Way to go, loser.

Prepare for President B. Hussein Obama.

Instead of the annual Prayer Breakfast we can now expect to have the Salaat Breakfast.

Carter Attacks McCain Over P.O.W. Status

Fake Christian, terrorist-loving, and the worst former president ever, also known as The Traitor Jimmy Carter, complained that John McCain, the GOP candidate for president, has been "milking every possible drop of advantage" from his time served as a prisoner of war in Viet Nam. The Traitor Jimmy Carter never made such remarks about former Democratic candidate John Kerry -- who often repeated his discredited claim during his own campaign that, while in Viet Nam, he got a piece of shrapnel lodged in his butt.

Obama Copies Bush

Proving once again that he has no original thoughts whatsoever (Obama copies Bono, Obama copies Eddie Murphy, Obama copies West Wing's Jimmy Smits . . . .), he now copies George W. Bush's stage at the 2004 RNC Convention:



Here is Obama's pathetic counterfeit stage:

What is next? Here was W back in 2003:

Here is Obama playing "soldier" just like Mike Dukakis, another anti-military Democrat loser who never served his country:

Welcome to My World

I can't believe how accurately this film captures my being.

Pastor Manning Speaks of Michelle Obama

D.B. Cooper Finally Identified

The true identity of the world's first skyjacker D.B. Cooper was identified by his son as being Kenneth Christiansen. Here is a link to the story in the New Yorker:

http://nymag.com/news/features/39593/

By Popular Demand!

The Animal is IDENTIFIED!!

After an extensive undercover investigation, BBB is proud to announce a break in the 10-month saga of the culprit known as the Bathroom Bandit, the Fecal Jihadist, and the Feco-Terrorist. He was positively identified by the Blogmaster yesterday, August 19, 2007, as the animal left the bathroom. He has not yet been confronted, but this will happen in the near future.

Fart-Lighting Tomfoolerly Lands Youth in Hospital

A 12-year-old Tipton , UK lad has demonstrated why it's a really bad idea to light your own farts in close proximity to a can of petrol, after he did just that and ended up with 18 per cent burns to his thumb and the backs of his legs. Tipton firemen duly attended the scene of the mishap, but the small blaze resulting from the incendiary tomfoolery had already burned itself out, the Telegraph notes. Watch commander Paul Harpin explained: “The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when Officers administered first aid awaiting the arrival of medical operatives who whisked the victim to Russells Hall Hospital in Dudley. Harpin concluded with the obligatory: “It is a warning not to mess around with fire. They were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed. I think he must have won the competition but he will have some nasty burns now."

Siskel and Ebert: Lost Footage

Wierd Video

Chinese Dude Tries to Hump Park Bench

On the evening of August 10, 2008, in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to have sex. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

The television news story is found here: http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK-080807-11571-08M&mtype=Video&mtime=1218057370

Obama Tries to Copy JFK

New Obama Logo

Man Dials 911 Over Sandwich

In Jacksonville, Florida, a man named Reginald Peterson ordered a spicy Italian sandwich from Subway, but they left the sauce off. So the 42-year-old, grown man called 911 to ask police to make the teenagers behind the counter put the correct amount of sauce on his sandwich. He called 911 again when cops didn't arrive fast enough. Subway employees said the customer became angry and hollared at them when they were making his sandwich. They kicked him out of the store and locked him out until police arrived. After cops arrived, Peterson was arrested for mis-using 911. Sounds like an Obama supporter -- a guy who craves the nanny state where the government comes to our rescue for every problem we face, no matter how small.

Obama Copies The West Wing's Jimmy Smits

The liberals at Slate can lie and claim The West Wing copied Barack Obama, and not the other way around, all they want. But they can't dispute the fact that this episode of The West Wing aired long before Barack Obama ran for president and lifted lines from the television program.

Lurch Reveals Photo Taken From John's House

Lurch recently brought to work a photograph of John's living room that he took on his "I-Phone" while waiting for his carpool ride to wake up. It is amazing.

Obama Copies Bono