Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Teachable Moment


Elsie Egan, aged 53, was arrested this week for beating her disabled husband with a raw steak following a dispute over whether to have rolls or sliced bread with their dinner. Her justification for the beating? "So he can learn," she told police.
Look at her. What can she teach you that you don't already know?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Laffer Curve

The Looney Left Wing

FROM THE WASHINGTON POST:

Michael Blaine Shatzer was imprisoned at the Maryland Correctional Institution in Hagerstown for child sexual abuse in 2003 when police asked him about allegations in another case: that he had sexually abused his 3-year-old son.

Shatzer refused to answer questions and asked for a lawyer. A police officer stopped the questioning, and the case went dormant.

Nearly three years later, Shatzer's son was old enough to offer new details, and a different police officer returned to prison to question Shatzer. This time, he waived his Miranda rights and made incriminating statements that led to his conviction.

But the Maryland Court of Appeals, the state's highest court, said Shatzer's statements could not be used. It pointed to a 28-year-old U.S. Supreme Court decision that said once a suspect asks for an attorney, "he is not subject to further questioning until a lawyer has been made available or the suspect himself reinitiates conversation."

The rule was to protect a suspect from self-incrimination in case police tried to badger him into a confession before he, as Justice Antonin Scalia said Monday, "lawyered up."

Maryland Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler, supported by the United States, said there was no allegation in Shatzer's case that police badgered him into a confession. He said that police should be able to question a suspect again once there is a "break in custody" -- in this case, that police stopped questioning Shatzer and released him back into the prison's general population.

In that case, Gansler said, police were free to ask him again about the molestation allegations and use his statements, since he did not ask for an attorney the second time.

Justices seemed generally supportive of Gansler's point that police should have been allowed to question Shatzer again, but they had a hard time agreeing on how the rule should be changed.

Roberts worried that police could repeatedly question and dismiss a suspect who asks for a lawyer.

"You know, just sort of catch-and-release, until he finally breaks down and says, 'All right, I'll talk,' " Roberts said.

Public defender Celia A. Davis, representing Shatzer, said the court should not change a rule that sets clear guidelines for law enforcement.

Creating exceptions, she said, "introduces uncertainty into the determinations of what constitutes custody and what length of time might be adequate to excuse the protection."

But the justices wondered what could be done about a suspect who asks for a lawyer, never actually receives one or is convicted, and then is questioned years later, perhaps for a different crime.

Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. posed this hypothetical: What if someone was arrested for joy riding in Maryland, invoked his Fifth Amendment protection, and was never convicted? Could police in Montana question him as a murder suspect in Montana 10 years later?

When Davis said no, Alito replied: "And you don't think that's a ridiculous application of the rule?"


APPARENTLY NOT.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Did Not Get the Olympics

10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Obama's "Safe School Czar" Promoted Pedophelia


Kevin Jennings, Obama's recently appointed "Safe School Czar" boasted in his book, as well as in a speech to a pro-gay rights organization, that he assisted in covering up -- and promoting -- a sexual relationship between an adult male teacher and an underage male high school student. Where is the outrage in the so-called "mainstream" media?


Read these articles:




and


Teacher Handbook

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fat Inmate Hides Gun in Flabs of Fat

George Vera, a 25-year old 500 lbs inmate in Texas has been hit with gun possession charged for hiding a 9mm gun under his flabs of fat. Although he was searched twice -- once during his arrest and again at the jail, officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Apparently, it fell out while he was taking a shower at the jail.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

6 Months in Jail for Yawning

While attending court to watch his cousin be sentenced 2 years probation for drug charges, Clifton Williams let out a big YAWN. I'm sure he was being a jerk, but what happened next is nuts. The psychopath egomaniac judge held the 33 year old in contempt of court and sentenced him to 6 months in jail. The judge has a reputation as being a thin skinned maniac.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Obama Reveals His True Colors -- Again.


The way powerful people treat those who have less power than they do said volumes about them. In this case, this picture tells us that the president simply can't be bothered to help his infirm friend down the stairs and instead leaves that task to the very police officer he belittled in front of the entire nation.


This question is just begging to be asked: who's acting stupidly now?


Thomas Lifson at the American Thinker offers his remarks and notes that it's an apt metaphor for the president's health care plan: I think this photo constitutes another major Obama blunder. As some AT commentators point out, this picture becomes a metaphor for ObamaCare. The elderly are left in the back, with only the kindness of the Crowleys of the world, the stand up guys, to depend on. The government has other priorities. One of the major subtexts of the health care debate involves the public's fear of indifferent, powerful bureaucrats ruling their lives. It is one thing to wait in line at the DMV to find out which other line you should wait in, in order to begin the process of waiting for multiple bureaucrats to go through the motions of processing your request. But when we get to health care, waiting often means enduring pain and dysfunction longer than necessary, sometimes a worsening of the condition, and sometimes death.


That's why this image will have genuine resonance. It captures something that older Americans in particular can relate to. The President presses ahead with a program that will tell them to take painkillers instead of getting that artificial hip.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Obama is a Playing Joke on Us



GLENN BECK: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona . She writes an open letter to our nation's leadership:


I'm a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you're willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues a re that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?


Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:

One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I'm not a racist. This isn't to be confused with legal immigration.

Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.

Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.

Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.

Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don't you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!

Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don't you start there.

Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don't trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.

Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why -- what do you have against shareholders making a profit?

Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.

Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we'll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band-Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.

Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let's have it. Let's say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try -- please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.

Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.
Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let's just slow down and get some input from some nonpoliticians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I'm busy. I'm busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business s of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.

I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course. Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance. Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.

From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane. I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington . Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don't want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we're morons.

We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented. You think we're so busy with our lives that we will never come for you? We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work , pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you. You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you. For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn't ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when he will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.

Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don't care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest.. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up.. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Read the Obama Health Care Bill

Do what your congressman refuses to do:
READ THE OBAMA-CARE HEALTH CARE BILL


http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:h3200ih.txt.pdf




Here are some highlights:

• Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!
• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed!
• Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process)
• Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None.
• Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services.
• Page 58: Every p erson will be issued a National ID Healthcard.
• Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer.
• Page 65: Taxpayers will subsidize all union retiree and community organizer health plans (read: SEIU, UAW and ACORN)
• Page 72: All private healthcare plans must conform to government rules to participate in a Healthcare Exchange.
• Page 84: All private healthcare plans must participate in the Healthcare Exchange (i.e., total government control of private plans)
• Page 91: Government mandates linguistic infrastructure for services; translation: illegal aliens
• Page 95: The Government will pay ACORN and Americorps to sign up individuals for Government-run Health Care plan.
• Page 102: Those eligible for Medicaid will be automatically enrolled: you have no choice in the matter.
• Page 124: No company can sue the government for price-fixing. No "judicial review" is permitted against the government monopoly. Put simply, private insurers will be crushed.
• Page 127: The AMA sold doctors out: the government will set wages.
• Page 145: An employer MUST auto-enroll employees into the government-run public plan. No alternatives.
• Page 126: Employers MUST pay healthcare bills for part-time employees AND their families.
• Page 149: Any employer with a payroll of $400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays an 8% tax on payroll • Page 150: Any employer with a payroll of $250K-400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays a 2 to 6% tax on payroll
• Page 167: Any individual who doesn’t' have acceptable healthcare (according to the government) will be taxed 2.5% of income.
• Page 170: Any NON-RESIDENT alien is exempt from individual taxes (Americans will pay for them).
• Page 195: Officers and employees of Government Healthcare Bureaucracy will have access to ALL American financial and personal records.
• Page 203: "The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax."
• Page 239: Bill will reduce physician services for Medicaid. Seniors and the poor most affected."
• Page 241: Doctors: no matter what specialty you have, you'll all be paid the same
• Page 253: Government sets value of doctors' time, their professional judgment, etc.
• Page 265: Government mandates and controls productivity for private healthcare industries.
• Page 268: Government regulates rental and purchase of power-driven wheelchairs.
• Page 272: Cancer patients: welcome to the wonderful world of rationing!
• Page 280: Hospitals will be penalized for what the government deems preventable re-admissions.
• Page 298: Doctors: if you treat a patient during an initial admission that results in a readmission, you will be penalized by the government.
• Page 317: Doctors: you are now prohibited for owning and investing in healthcare companies!
• Page 318: Prohibition on hospital expansion. Hospitals cannot expand without government approval.
• Page 321: Hospital expansion hinges on "community" input: in other words, yet another payoff for ACORN.
• Page 335: Government mandates establishment of outcome-based measures: i.e., rationing.
• Page 341: Government has authority to disqualify Medicare Advantage Plans, HMOs, etc.
• Page 354: Government will restrict enrollment of SPECIAL NEEDS individuals.
• Page 379: More bureaucracy: Telehealth Advisory Co mmittee (healthcare by phone).
• Page 425: More bureaucracy: Advance Care Planning Consult: Senior Citizens, assisted suicide, euthanasia?
• Page 425: Government will instruct and consult regarding living wills, durable powers of attorney, etc. Mandatory. Appears to lock in estate taxes ahead of time.
• Page 425: Government provides approved list of end-of-life resources, guiding you in death.
• Page 427: Government mandates program that orders end-of-life treatment; government dictates how your life ends.
• Page 429: Advance Care Planning Consult will be used to dictate treatment as patient's health deteriorates. This can include an ORDER for end-of-life plans. An ORDER from the GOVERNMENT.
• Page 430: Government will decide what level of treatments you may have at end-of-life.
• Page 469: Community-based Home Medical Services: more payoffs for ACORN.
• Page 472: Payments to Community-based organizations: more payoffs for ACORN.
• Page 489: Government will cover marriage and family therapy. Government intervenes in your marriage.
• Page 494: Government will cover mental health services: defining, creating and rationing those services.

Friday, July 24, 2009

No Outrage From Obama Over Execution of Christian

Last month, North Korea publicly executed a Christian woman named Ri Hyon Ok, age 33, for distributing the Bible, which is banned in the communist nation. The government has authorized four state churches, one Catholic, two Protestant and one Russian Orthodox, but they cater to foreigners and ordinary North Koreans cannot attend. However, more than 30,000 North Koreans are believed to practice Christianity secretly.

My prediction: Not a peep from the Kenyan-born Muslim occupant of the White House.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Lurch Suffers Girl Injury


Lurch is having surgery on his ACL.


Statistics show that females are now more than 8 times as likely to tear their ACL than male athletes. Statistics also show that female athletes have a 25% chance of tearing their ACL a second time after having the reconstruction surgery done. Differences between the sexes in hormones, adolescence, ligament dominance and quadriceps dominance, biomechanics, anatomy, asymmetry, and psychology all may contribute to this anomaly. As a result of the increased angle formed by a woman's hips and her knees, the ligaments are constantly under more pressure than a man's.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Obama Oogles 16 Year Old Girl


MAYO CLINIC - WASH YOUR HANDS!

Hand washing is a simple habit that can help keep you healthy. Learn the benefits of good hand hygiene, when to wash your hands and how to clean them properly.

By Mayo Clinic staff

Hand washing is a simple habit, something most people do without thinking. Yet hand washing, when done properly, is one of the best ways to avoid getting sick. This simple habit requires only soap and warm water or an alcohol-based hand sanitizer — a cleanser that doesn't require water. Do you know the benefits of good hand hygiene and when and how to wash your hands properly?
The dangers of not washing your hands
Despite the proven health benefits of hand washing, many people don't practice this habit as often as they should — even after using the toilet. Throughout the day you accumulate germs on your hands from a variety of sources, such as direct contact with people, contaminated surfaces, foods, even animals and animal waste. If you don't wash your hands frequently enough, you can infect yourself with these germs by touching your eyes, nose or mouth. And you can spread these germs to others by touching them or by touching surfaces that they also touch, such as doorknobs.

Infectious diseases that are commonly spread through hand-to-hand contact include the common cold, flu and several gastrointestinal disorders, such as infectious diarrhea. While most people will get over a cold, the flu can be much more serious. Some people with the flu, particularly older adults and people with chronic medical problems, can develop pneumonia. The combination of the flu and pneumonia, in fact, is the eighth-leading cause of death among Americans.

Inadequate hand hygiene also contributes to food-related illnesses, such as salmonella and E. coli infection. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as many as 76 million Americans get a food-borne illness each year. Of these, about 5,000 die as a result of their illness. Others experience the annoying signs and symptoms of nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

Proper hand-washing techniques
Good hand-washing techniques include washing your hands with soap and water or using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer. Antimicrobial wipes or towelettes are just as effective as soap and water in cleaning your hands but aren't as good as alcohol-based sanitizers.

Antibacterial soaps have become increasingly popular in recent years. However, these soaps are no more effective at killing germs than is regular soap. Using antibacterial soaps may lead to the development of bacteria that are resistant to the products' antimicrobial agents — making it even harder to kill these germs in the future. In general, regular soap is fine. The combination of scrubbing your hands with soap — antibacterial or not — and rinsing them with water loosens and removes bacteria from your hands.

Proper hand washing with soap and water
Follow these instructions for washing with soap and water:

Wet your hands with warm, running water and apply liquid soap or use clean bar soap. Lather well.
Rub your hands vigorously together for at least 15 to 20 seconds.
Scrub all surfaces, including the backs of your hands, wrists, between your fingers and under your fingernails.
Rinse well.
Dry your hands with a clean or disposable towel.
Use a towel to turn off the faucet.
Proper use of an alcohol-based hand sanitizer
Alcohol-based hand sanitizers — which don't require water — are an excellent alternative to hand washing, particularly when soap and water aren't available. They're actually more effective than soap and water in killing bacteria and viruses that cause disease. Commercially prepared hand sanitizers contain ingredients that help prevent skin dryness. Using these products can result in less skin dryness and irritation than hand washing.

Not all hand sanitizers are created equal, though. Some "waterless" hand sanitizers don't contain alcohol. Use only the alcohol-based products. The CDC recommends choosing products that contain at least 60 percent alcohol.

To use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer:

Apply about 1/2 teaspoon of the product to the palm of your hand.
Rub your hands together, covering all surfaces of your hands, until they're dry.
If your hands are visibly dirty, however, wash with soap and water, if available, rather than a sanitizer.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Obama Nominates Racist to Supreme Court


Obama's proposed Supreme Court nominee is under heavy fire for being a racist. Judge Sonia Sotomayor is a member of the National Council of La Raza, a group that's promoted driver's licenses for illegal aliens, amnesty programs, and no immigration law enforcement by local and state police. Meaning "the Race," La Raza also advocates the incorporation of the southwestern United States into Mexico. In 2001, while speaking to a group of "the Race," at UC Berkeley, Sotomayor declares, "I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."
Will the US Senate give this racist a free pass?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Woman Flings Baby at Security During Heist


This woman, Camillia Fields, was caught shoplifting at a Wal-Mart, so what did she do? Fortunately she had her baby with her and as she ran away, threw her baby at the security guards as they tried to place her under arrest. The baby fell face down on the pavement and was knocked unconscious. Although she got away, she was caught when she later reported her baby missing. In addition to shoplifting, she is charged with child neglect.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Michell Obama the Snob: Let them Eat Cake


First lady Michelle Obama called her "current life" in the White House "a very blessed situation, because I have what most families don't have -- tons of support all around, not just my mother, but staff and administration. I have a chief of staff and a personal assistant, and everyone needs that."


"Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants," Obama said with a laugh as she spoke before a crowd of business executives meeting today during a "Corporate Voices for Working Families" conference at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington.
Along with the issues of community service and military families, Obama has said as first lady she wants to focus on the struggles of working families.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Obama Cancels National Day of Prayer


The Muslim occupying the White House has cancelled the National Day of Prayer, which had been previously recognized by every president since George Washington. The reason? He wants to pray in private. That's right, when he kneels down on his prayer rug facing Mecca, he doesn't want anyone to see him.

Farrah Fawcett on Death Bed

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

You Tell 'Em!

Obama Scolds his Teleprompter



Were this George W. Bush, we would never hear the end of it.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Fecal Jihad Part IV


The story that keeps repeating itself: A middle eastern chemist who contaminated food and wine in Gloucestershire supermarkets with a mixture of his own urine and feces has been sent to prison for nine years. Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, Gloucester, was found guilty of four counts of contaminating goods at four businesses in May 2008. Judge Carol Hagen said at the hearing in March that she found him to be "a potentially very dangerous man." Daifallah, who defended himself, had pleaded not guilty to all charges.

Florida Library Vandalized by Urine

Where was Latarian Milton?

April 19, 1993


Janet Reno massacred Christians who chose not to participate.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Marilyn Chambers Meets Her Maker


Former Porno actress Marilyn Chambers, aged 56, was found dead this morning just before 9:00am at her Canyon Country home in the 16000 block of Vasquez Canyon, said Los Angeles County coroner's spokesman Ed Winter. She had likely died on Easter Sunday.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Man Stabbed for Farting During Dinner


Farting upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street in Waco, Texas. Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged his friend, Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg. The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest. Ramirez was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Just Desserts


Take a look at this woman. She is getting her just desserts. Following the 9/11 terror attacks on America, this Canadian journalist named Beverly Giesebrecht converted to Islam, the religion of hate, and adopted a new name — Khadija Abdul Qahaar. She wasted the next two years studying the Koran in Egypt -- the homeland of most of the 9/11 killers.

She even created a pro-Jihad website, "Jihad Unspun," and developed a network of terrorist contacts whom introduced her to the Taliban in Pakistan.

Like a giddy young woman facinated by serial killers in prison, her website declared:

"I became obsessed with finding out what was really going on. In the early days of my research, I remember sitting at five in the morning, exhausted, after going from link to link to link to link, starring at the face of Osama bin Laden. This man does not have the face of a cold blooded killer. This is not a Charles Manson. There has to be something more. I made the decision to launch a website with the hope of informing the public about some of the things I had come to know and to give voice to the other side of war on 'terrorism.' There was no question in my mind, from the first days of my research, that the so-called war on 'terrorism' was a sham. This is not a war on 'terrorism' — this is a war against Muslims and our resources. It is my hope that this will inspire others to Islam and to take a stand against this shameful war on 'terrorism.'"

Well, she now has her just desserts. Several months ago her heros kidnapped her and videotaped her with a knife to her head and are threatening to decapitate her. She is seen on the video crying and pleading with the Americans to rescue her from her friends.
Here is a link to the most recent video. ENJOY!!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Man Victimized by Lazy Woman


Meet Lyndel Toppin. He is the victim of a poorly made sandwich. His 44 year old girlfriend was totally messing up the sandwich she was supposed to make for him. She placed the cheese on wrongly, and she either knew it was wrong or was too lazy to do it the right way, police said. Naturally, this infuriated Toppin who worked hard all day. The least his woman could have done was show him enough respect to properly prepare his food. "That was the catalyst," police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

The woman was preparing dinner last week in her Kingston Road home when Toppin "became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly," according to the official arrest affidavit.

Toppin grabbed a knife from the other room and slashed her finger, causing a deep laceration, the so-called victim told police at Delaware County Memorial Hospital, where she received 23 stitches to close the gash.

Also, instead of chomping on the meatball sub that she'd made him, Toppin wrapped his teeth around his girlfriend's left wrist and refused to let go, the criminal complaint further says. "Toppin bit down on the victim's arm and would not release his bite," Upper Darby Investigator Matthew Rowles wrote in his report.

Toppin, 50, of Lansdowne Avenue near Wanamaker Street, West Philadelphia, was charged with aggravated and simple assault, reckless endangerment, possessing an instrument of crime and harassment.

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California has proposed mandatory "smart meters" that would allow the government to control your thermostat, water heater, and even lights during an undefined "emergency event"?

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Tom Braden - RIP


Tom Braden died on Friday, April 3, 2009 after living 92 years. He was the author of "Eight is Enough," (later made into a television series) but was best known for his role as the liberal point of view on CNN's Crossfire. He sparred with Pat Buchanan and Bob Novak on the topics of the day in the 1980s. He, and all his liberal friends, worked hard to defeat Barry Goldwater during the 1964 presidential campaign, and Bob Novak would not let him forget. After interviewing Sen. Goldwater in the early 1980s, Bob Novak asked Mr. Braden, "Tom, will you and all your liberal friends now admit that you were wrong when you opposed Sen. Goldwater's run for president?" Stoically Staring into the camera (seen above), Mr. Braden conceded, "Maybe we were, Bob. Maybe we were . . . "

By today's standards, however, Tom Braden would be considered conservative. Certainly, he was more conservative than John McCain.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Angie Harmon Defends GOP


Actress Angie Harmon, speaking about the left wing media's hypocrytical attacks on Gov. Palin's daughter, said "I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don’t point fingers and we have class. Lets keep in mind here, how old is she, 17? I don’t care what anybody says, this person is still a young person and okay she's got a big situation on her hands but for anyone to sit there and make fun of her or judge her is just cruel and wrong."


"She is and in a position that any girl could be in: is this guy marrying me because he loves me and wants to be with me? To be in my life and our child's life? This is a big deal; we're getting married at 17! Nowadays, those don’t last. So if everyone could just get off her and let her live her life and do it in a way that she thinks is best, I'm all for it. I really am. She has my support 100 percent, she's a sweetheart. I've got three daughters and I'm going to stand up for them and support them in whatever they want to do."

"The media is so liberal and I get it, but I’m just confused on where we lost the respect for our fellow Americans. Not all of us are supposed to believe the same things and think the same way. I think the difference between the parties is, with the Democrats you can sit down with them and have a 15 minute conversation and if you’re not believing everything they say and buying into what they’re selling you, it is like you’re some dumb hick who doesn't deserve to live here anymore. But with the Republicans, it is like okay I want to know what you know, you want to know what I know, okay great lets go have a beer after work, we're still friends. I’m just confused as to where we lost that in America because it is everyone’s God-given right to think the way they think and that's fine. That's why our ancestors came here to America, to believe what they want, pray how they want and follow a religion with whoever they want."

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Chris Matthews Insults Gov. Palin

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

--C.S. Lewis, Christian Scholar

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Monday, March 30, 2009

No Lunch Menu Provokes Shooting


In a Salt Lake City a woman driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru of a McDonald's and ordered from the lunch menu last Sunday. When she was told only breakfast was available, two male passengers got out of the car and drew a sawed-off shotgun from the trunk. Two shots were fired into the drive-thru window and drove away. The suspects were described as Samoan.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

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Recall Anthony Adams - DONATE NOW

Take a good look at this asshole. What comes to mind?

He needs to buy a treadmill and go on a low calorie diet? True.

He needs to study harder if he's ever going to pass the Bar Exam, which he has flunked? Yes, also true.

He's ugly, unhealthy looking and his hair is stringy? Correct again.

But more than that, Anthony Adams is a man with no principles and no balls to do what he knows is right, who sold out the people who elected him so he could hob-nob with our celebrity socialist governor and get appointed to a taxpayer funded state board that will pay him 6 figures after he is recalled by the people.

His spokes-holes who answer his phones can hang up on people all they want, but acting like an ostridge sticking his head in the sand won't make the fact of his betrayal go away.

DONATE NOW TO THE RECALL ANTHONY ADAMS CAMPAIGN:

Click to this link and donate anything you can . . . $10, $20, $50, $100!

Vote No on Everything on May 19!


A group of tax-borrow-and-overspend left wing politicians of the European socialist model, including Gov. Benedict Arnold, calling themselves "Budget Reform Now," have sent out an e-mail blast pretending that "fiscal conservatives rally in support of Prop 1A." What a bunch of BULLSHIT.

Vote NO on Props 1A-1B-1C-1D-1E & 1F on May 19! These are all disguised a "fiscally conservative" ballot measures but in reality they are tax extensions and payouts to unions as part of the Betrayal 2009 when sell-outs like Assemblyman Anthony Adams broke their no-tax pledge and took away the child tax credit, and raised the state income tax, sales tax, car tax, and probably a bunch of other taxes.

Anthony Adams will be recalled, which is good. But unfortunately, part of the deal he cut likely involved being promised a position on one of the fraudulent "State Boards" that slimy politicians get appointed to when they get termed out -- if they played ball.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Recall Anthony Adams!!!


Anthony Adams, Big Fat Liar
California State Assemblyman Anthony Adams gave us all his solemn word he would not vote to raise taxes. He broke his promise on February 19, 2009, when he cast one of three Republican votes in the Assembly necessary to pass a budget that will increase taxes on Californians. During economically challenging times, tax increases will put a further burden on the private sector, drive more businesses out of state, and prolong the economic downturn. For that reason, Atlas PAC is raising funds to recall Assemblyman Adams.

Assemblyman Anthony Adams signed the following pledge:

I, Anthony Adams, pledge to the taxpayers of the 59th Assembly district of the State of California and to all the people of this state, that I will oppose and vote against any and all efforts to increase taxes.

Assemblyman Adams unapologetically broke that pledge when he voted to approve a state budget that raises California’s sales tax rate by 1%, raises California’s income tax rate .25% and nearly doubles the car registration tax. California already had the highest base sales and income tax rates in the country. These increases extend California’s lead as the highest taxed state in the nation. Assemblyman Adams, along with Assemblymen Mike Villines (R – Fresno) and Roger Niello (R – Fair Oaks), provided the three Republican votes allowing the Democrat majority to pass their budget and raise our taxes.

The budget Assemblyman Adams voted for raises California’s tax rate from 9.3% to 9.55% for incomes over $44,815. California imposes an additional 1% tax on incomes over $1,000,000. In comparison, the next highest state income tax burden is Vermont’s, whose highest tax bracket is 9.5%, but only starting at incomes over $357,700. Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington and Wyoming have no state income tax while New Hampshire and Tennessee limit their state income tax to interest and dividends only.

In attempting to justify violating his pledge, Assemblyman Adams told talk radio hosts John & Ken:

“I dare with the full knowledge that this will probably be the end of a political career for me . . . but the fact of the matter is California is in a place where they need people who are willing to sacrifice their own personal agenda for what's right.”

Assemblyman Adams insults his constituents by claiming that opposition to tax increases is a mere “personal agenda” for the other Republican Assemblymen who kept their pledge not to raise taxes. As Atlas PAC Chairman, Lee Lowrey said to John & Ken, “Republicans can disagree on abortion. Republicans can even disagree on gay marriage. But if we can't agree on taxes, there's not a lot left for our party.”

Join Atlas PAC in our efforts to recall Assemblyman Adams. Together, we can hold our representatives accountable to their promises.

Man Arrested for Humping Vacuum in Public


Jason Leroy Savage, 29 years old, was caught by police on October 16, 2008, having sex with a carwash vacuum, and was sentenced to 90 days in jail for the offense. The Thomas Township, Michigan mas was sentenced at the Saginaw County Circuit Court after pleading no contest to raping an inanimate object.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Lazy Lard Ass Family Update!!


One of the daughter's tried out for Britian's "X-Factor" show, hosted by Simon Cowell and Sharon Osborne. She was rejected. How does putting on a dress make her look better? It's like spray painting gold dust on a turd.

The family members, who claim they are "too busy to work, or go on a diet," watch TV as soon as they wake up in the morning. Don't laugh, America. This is already happening to us! Just look at California.

Smelly Farts Yields Suspension

(Photo by Ernst Peters)

Jonathan Locke, Jr., a 15-year old eighth-grader at the Bill Duncan Excel Center in South Lakeland, FLorida, was suspended from riding the school bus for three days for habitual farting. According to the bus driver's written complaint, "Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stinky that you can't breathe after he does it."

The youth claims it was not him, but the boy who sits to his front.
According to Jerome Corbett, senior director of specialized services for the Polk County School District, said there is no specific rule that prohibits students from farting on the bus. However, "If the flatulence becomes excessive, the bus driver has the responsibility to report it to the school administrator."

According to reports from The Ledger newspaper, "Trouble for Locke started Monday afternoon after school when a student sitting next to him started making noises with his mouth. Then, students smelled a pungent aroma. "I started laughing," Locke said. "It was a bad smell."

On Tuesday when Locke walked onto the bus, the bus driver handed him the suspension form. The bus driver ordered Locke off the bus. Locke exited the bus, then called his father for a ride home.

The last-minute notification that his son had been suspended for three days irked Locke's father, also named Jonathan. "I had no notice about anything," Locke said. "It's costing me time. . . . You're not going to stop a kid from laughing if it's (about) passing gas."\

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Lazy Lard-Ass Family "Deserves More"



A British family of four, who receives more than $30,000 a year in benefits because they are “too fat to work,” says they deserve more money, London’s Daily Telegraph reported. The Chawners, who live in Blackburn, England, have a combined weight of 1,160 pounds.

“What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table,” Philip Chawner, 53, told the newspaper. “It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”

Philip and his wife Audrey, 57, weigh 336 pounds each. Daughters Emma, 19, and Samantha, 21, weigh in at 236 pounds and 252 pounds, respectively.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Lurch and J-Boy Enjoy Breakfast Burritos

This morning, J-Boy enjoyed a BREAKFAST BURRITO at Nick's in Long Beach (on Main). But he was not alone. Accompanying him for a FREE breakfast burrito was Lurch.


"I enjoyed the burrito."

(Actual photo and quote of Lurch)

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Sen. Charles Grassley, Hypocrite


After accepting $26,250 in bribes ("campaign contributions") from AIG in 2008, GOP Iowa Sen. Charles Grassley suggested on Monday that AIG executives should take a Japanese approach toward accepting responsibility for the collapse of the insurance giant by resigning or killing themselves.

“I suggest, you know, obviously, maybe they ought to be removed,” Grassley said. “But I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them if they’d follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide.
“And in the case of the Japanese, they usually commit suicide before they make any apology.”

Monday, March 16, 2009

Arnold Flexes While California Burns


California increased the number of union-thug, on-the-public-dole-forever, pension-receving-forever state employees during this crisis!

Ron SIlver, Hollywood Voice of Reason, Dead at 62

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hulk Hogan Fights Divorce Lawyer

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Attempted Lesbian Rape Results in Slap on Wrist



(actual photo, taken from myspace account)



On March 10, Stephanie Lighten, a Massachusetts lesbian, was arrested after she came home drunk and attempted to forcefully impregnate her lover, Jennifer, with a syringe full of her own brother's semen. Jennifer fought back, and a cat fight ensued. Jennifer got in her car a took off, with the rapist chasing after her. Cops have charged the rapist with battery and was released after promising to try not to do it again.

Here is her police booking photo: