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Stoners Use Corpse's Head as Bong

Three idiots are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana. Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones and an unnamed minor have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office. On March 15 the stoners went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Lunch & Movie with the Girls

He did it again! He spent the lunch hour with the women watching a chick-flick! And he is unrepentant. And he ate an apple for lunch.

Australian Liberal Party Leader is a Pervert

Troy Buswell, the leader of the Liberal Party in Australia, has refused to resign after admitting that he sniffed the chair of a female member of parliament after she stood up. The perverted incident happened in 2005.


He dismissed allegations on 13 different occasions that he had sniffed the seat, before finally admitting that it had in fact taken place. Mr Buswell’s deputy, Kim Hames, stood by him, describing him as a rough diamond with a "robust sense of humor." Other members of the Liberal party said privately they were disgusted by the whole episode, but would not challenge Mr Buswell as leader of the Liberals because there was no better candidate.


The woman at the centre of the row, who wants to remain anonymous, said the seat-sniffing saga happened at Mr Buswell’s office in the Western Australian state parliament. The MP had done it to get a laugh from colleagues, she claimed. “I was shocked and outraged and I told him,” she said. He has previously admitted to snapping a woman’s bra as a drunken party trick and has been accused by a retiring Liberal MP of making sexist remarks to her. "So what? What's wrong with being sexy?" he said after the accusations were first levied.

Liberal Dem Super Delegate Steve Ybarra Auctions His Vote to Highest Bidder

Democratic Party super delegate Steve Ybarra has offered to sell his vote as a super delegate for $20 Million. Although on his website "Steven J. Ybarra J.D." claims to be a retired attorney who "specializes in management consulting for public and private industry," the State Bar of California has never heard of him. Also, anyone who has actually passed the bar exam does not use "J.D." after his name; he will use "Esq." Steve Ybarra is basically a political hack who probably either flunked or never took the bar exam, but who has ingratiated himself with the DNC Hispanic Caucus. He says the $20 Million price is peanuts for the presidency. When asked whether it was right to offer his vote for sale, he said "Yeah, absolutely. People do it all the time." When asked whether he would he accept a lower price, such as $5 million, he answere, "No, $5 million is nothing."

He Prefers it Clean

The Antarctic is a Lonley Place - Even for Seals, as Seal Rapes Penguin

Actual photo of seal raping penguin in Antarctica.

As reported by the BBC today, an Antarctic fur seal was observed trying to have sexual relations with a king penguin. The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behavior yet known. The incident took place on Marion Island, lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera. Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behavior of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," said Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa . The plus-sized seal first subdued the petite penguin by lying on it. The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully. After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Blogger's Note: In the seal's defense, Antarctica is the only continent in which Bill's Blunderful Blog has not been accessed, and thus, was probably board.

Why Rev. Wright Matters

A lot of people in the Drive-By Media are complaining about the negative publicity that Barack Hussein Obama has received as a result of his racist mentor Rev. Wright. It has been suggested that the attention is unfair because he is Obama's former pastor, and that Rev. Wright is his own man.

First, the only reason Rev. Wright is Obama's former pastor is because Rev. Wright retired, not because Obama left the church after he and his family sat through the racist tirades.

Second, Rev. Wright is relevant, because Obama will not take a position on anything, and he has never accomplished anything and has no record. Therefore, we have to evaluate Obama and predict his future actions by the character of those with whom he has chosen to associate for over 20 years, such as Rev. Wright and the American Terrorist William Ayers. That's fair.

False Rape Accusation Leads to Murder, Prison

Tracy Denise Roberson, a 37 year old woman from Texas, has been convicted of manslaughter in the death of her lover, the late Devin LaSalle. In 2006, Mr. Roberson's husband returned home late at night to find his nearly-naked wife in Mr. LaSalle's pickup truck. When the adulterous wife realized she had been spotted, she started screaming that she was being raped and jumped out of the truck. Mr. LaSalle then began to drive away, but the protective husband, Darrell Roberson, shot and killed the man he thought just raped his wife. Although initially arrested for murder, a grand jury refused to indict him and the wife was charged instead. On May 3, 2008, Tracy Denise Roberson was convicted of manslaughter and will face 2 to 20 years in prison. A key piece of evidence was a text message the adulteress sent to Mr. LaSalle inviting him to the residence that night.

The Church of Oprah Denies Christ

Cheaters Never Win; They Get Mocked

Alert Bank Teller Stops $360 Billion Check from Being Cashed.

Charles Ray Fuller, aged 21, and a resident of Texas, has been busted for trying to cash a partially hand-written fake check for $360,000,000,000 (that's 360 billion). He asked that it be paid in $20s and $100s. An alert bank teller, however, contacted the account holder to verify the endorsement and learned the account holder was the mother of Mr. Fuller's girlfriend, and that she did not give Mr. Fuller permission to cash the check. In addition to being charged with forgery, Mr. Fuller was also arrested for weapons and drug charges after cops found about 2 ounces of pot and a small pistol in his pocket. The bank's manager said in an interview, "We are very fortunate to have such well trained tellers. Had the check been cashed, it would have been devistating to bank, and I don't think the overdraft charges we would have collected from the account holder would have been enough to cover our loss." The bank manager said he would have to double check that, though. Had the check been cashed and paid in $100 bills, he would have needed a large bag, because $360,000,000,000 in $100 bills is roughly 143,554 cubic feet, or the size of Noah's Ark to give you a better reference.

800-889-8776 SHOPPERS DISCOUNT RIP-OFF

Beware this company. If you've ever ordered a product on-line, chances are you will find an unauthorized $10.00 charge on your credit card statement from Shoppers Discount. I just noticed this charge and called the number to find out who they are and what they did to charge me $10.00. The lady on the phone could not articulate what Shoppers Discount does, or what they did as a business model, other than charge $10.00 to unsuspecting saps. After she agreed to cancel the charge and stop my "subscription" she asked me if there were any other questions I had. I did have a question, and so I asked her, "Yes, WHY AREN'T YOU IN JAIL? WHY AREN'T YOU IN JAIL?" She hung up on me. So I called my credit card immediately and found out these scam artists were charging me a $10.00 subscription fee for the past 3 months! I did an internets search and found they pull this scam a lot. BEWARE.

LA City Councilwoman Janice Hahn Funds LA Gangs With TAXPAYER MONEY

Anti-Little League Baseball Field Crusader and Left-Wing Liberal Los Angeles City Councilwoman Janice Hahn, who was elected to public office solely because of her last name, has either demonstrated how corrupt or how incompetent she really is. She is paying LA gang members with taxpayer money for no apparent purpose other than to appear progressive to her liberal base.

Watch the news story below for more details.

The Sickest Picture I've Ever Seen

Bracing For Another 6 Months?

After a certain someone was seen walking about town in short-shorts, rumors began circulating that this certain someone is planning to take another 6-month hiatus.

Lurch Enjoys Chick Flick at Lunch

Lunch time rolled around today and Lurch was nowhere to be found.

The fellows were going out for burgers, fries and cokes.

Maybe even some steaks.

Where was Lurch? We found him hiding in a conference room with a couple of women watching a chick flick. Lurch was even eating an APPLE and plain yogurt! He said he only wanted "lite lunch."

He refused to say which movie he was watching, but he was clearly showing a sensitive side as he wiped a tear from the corner of his eye sobbing, "Why do men hurt the women who love them?" Then he talked about "empowerment" and women being "strong" and "intelligent."

(actual photo)

Local Attorney Wins United Kingdon Lottery

Los Angeles (AP) -- A local attorney was pleased to announce this morning that he has been selected as the winner of the United Kingdon National Lottery.

The Camelot Group, Operators of The National Lotter, notified the attorney yesterday via electronic mail, which read in part, "United Kingdom National Lottery wishes to inform you that the results of the E-mail address ballot lotteryinternational program by Great Britain. Your mail account have been picked as awinner of a lump sum pay out of Eight hundred and ninty-onethousand, nine hundred and thirty-four Great Britain pounds(£891,934.00 pounds sterlings) in cash. The Camelot Group, operators of the United Kingdom NationalLottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and alsoLicensed by the The International Association of GamingRegulators (IAGR).All winning must be claimed not later than 9 working days from this notification. After this time allunclaimed funds will be returned to European Union Treasuryas unclaimed. Please note in order to avoid unnecessarydelays and complications please remember to quote yourreference number in all correspondence.Be advice to keepyour winning information confidential until your claims hasbeen processed and your money remitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid doubleclaiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. THIS WINNERS KINDLY FILL THE VERIFICATION FORM
FULLNAMES:__________Sex:_______ADDRESS:______City_________State_________Postcode_______Country_______cellTel_______Nationality_______occupationand possition held_______Congratulations again from all our staff.

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My Harrowing Experience

You have all asked to see the tape of me stuck in an elevator. Here it is. And did you notice how I'm under constant surveillance?

This is Why We Depend on Foreign Oil

The United States is NOT allowed to drill for our oil in any location other than the small green rectangular area depicted below.

Let's all thank the environmental wackos who are arrogant enough to think global warming is caused by human beings rather than by the solar cycle. I want my oil NOW.