GOP v. DEMS

On two successive nights, January 30th and 31st, Republican and Democratic candidates debated on CNN, and the settings for the two events spoke volumes about the distinction between Republicans and Democrats.

On Wednesday night, the Republicans appeared together at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California. On Thursday, the Democrats debated at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood—the site of the Academy Awards and American Idol.

The GOP, in other words, associated itself with one of the greatest presidents of the 20th Century, while the Democrats chose to link their party to the movie business.

Reagan was all about Morning in America and extolling the virtues of our Shining City on a Hill. The Oscars are all about dark, dysfunctional views of American reality, emphasizing sex, violence and self-agrandizement.

I guess that says it all.

The Last Time Bill & Hillary Slept Together

Showing great disrespect to the Great Communicator, Bill and Hillary Clinton slept together during his funeral service.

Cat Fight Witnessed By Few

Bill's Blunderful Blog Endorsements

Proposition S - No
Proposition 91 - No
Proposition 92 - No
Proposition 93 - No
Proposition 94 - No position
Proposition 95 - No position
Proposition 96 - No position
Proposition 97 - No position

Democratic Candidate for President - Barack Obama. He does not villify his political opponents and has the potential to unite the country.

Republican Candidate for President - Mitt Romney or Alan Keyes (No, he hasn't dropped out yet!). True Reagan conservatives.

Bald Karl

Now You Are ALL on My List!

Frightening his co-workers at lunch, a certain paralegal suddenly stood up and angrily announced he was returning to the office. His stunned co-workers sat in silence and confusion as they watched their fellow employee storm out a never-used side exit, muttering the phrase "Traitors!" when they did not follow him.

Only One Man Has it Right

Hillary Lets Slumlord Rezco Sleep in Lincoln Bedroom

During this week's Democratic Candidate Debate, Mrs. Bill Clinton viciously and histrionically attacked Sen. Obama because while working as a law clerk, he put some letters in a file for one of the firm's clients, a man named Rezco who was accused of being a slumlord. Turns out, Hillary is a good friend of this slumlord and I theorize that she probably even let him sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. HERE IS THE PROOF.

The Lane Institute of Policy & Management

Now we know how Scott comes up with all his "ideas."

Guess Which One is the Republican?

The Key to Her Campaign

My sources have located this photograph taken from a hidden camera situated in Hillary Clinton's Campaign Headquarters. It was taken during a policy meeting.

Separated at Birth VI

Ghost Riding The Whip

The Way I See It

Who killed JFK? If you still think it was Lee Harvey Oswald and you believe the lone assassin theory or if you are stuck in a cave somewhere then consider these important historical facts : The assassination took place in Daley Plaza, site of the first Masonic temple in Dallas. Dallas is located just south of the 33rd degree of latitude. The 33rd degree is the highest degree one can achieve in Freemasonry. The New Orleans CIA (who provided security) station's headquarters were in a Masonic temple. And last but not least, Mason Lyndon Johnson appointed Mason Earl Warren to investigate Kennedy's death. 33rd degree Mason, Gerald Ford was instrumental in suppressing what little evidence of a conspiratorial nature reached the commission. Responsible for supplying information to the commission was 33rd degree Mason J. Edgar Hoover and former CIA director and Mason Allen Dulles was responsible for most of his Agency's information to the panel. There IS NO need to wonder whether there is a conspiracy going on, the fact is AMERICA IS ONE BIG LIVING CONSPIRACY.

My 2 Cents

Many people say that OJ Simpson was guilty. But according to the law, a person is guilty if proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Maybe he did it, who knows. But according to the evidence there are too many pieces left open, which creates reasonable doubt, such as:
Ron Goldman was in the peak of his prime physically. OJ was old and had arthritis. Ron Goldman had alot of bruises and cuts. This indicated that there was a long struggle. If there was a long struggle, then OJ would have had bruises as well. OJ had NO bruises. None. Zilch. Also how could an old OJ hold off a young well built guy with ONE HAND (OJ would have had to be holding the knife in the other). In fact OJ had to hold of Ron Goldman AND his X-WIFE with one hand AND not get bruised, and some how miraculously not get any of the truckload of blood on himself so that no blood gets on/inside his Bronco AND get home and within 6minutes shower. FUNAMENTAL LAW: You are innocent until proven guilty. PROVEN GUILTY: Must be done without any doubt. If there is reasonable doubt in the case, then there cannot be a guilty verdict.

Mark Fhurman on his second time on the stand when asked the yes or no question "did you plant evidence?" stated "I wish to assert my 5th ammendment right. "

OJ had a cut on his hand. The bloody glove found did not have a cut to match. NOR DID THE GLOVE FIT.

OJ is not guilty in two ways: because of the police planted evidence, he did not get a free trial which is a RIGHT. There's too much doubt. Too many pieces of the puzzle missing.

You can't tell me the above stuff I stated doesn't make you wonder.

Scientology Helps Tom Cruise Avoid Vomit

Using the psycho-kenetic powers of Scientology, Tom Cruise was able to traverse the mean streets of New York and avoid vomit.

Rob Campaigns for Hillary

Hoping to relive his glory days as the hatchet man for Clinton, Inc., Rob, formerly known as Craig Livingstone, is actively campaigning for Mrs. Bill Clinton. He is eager to begin a whole new round of firings of the White House Travel Office and pulling the F.B.I. files of all Republican lawmakers and candidates. More on this as the story develops.

New Fashion Trend Sweeps Hollywood

A new fashion trend is sweeping Hollywood. Just as loveable Lil' Bow Wow Wow started the 1990's fashion trend of wearing clothes backwards, a famous, but unnamed, "Lawyer to the Stars" (representing such clientele as Ultraman) was spotted at a trendy SoCal office building wearing the latest in fashion: Two different shoes.

Sen. Obama is the New Clarence Thomas

The Democratic Party is at is again, although this time they have alligned themselves with Clinton, Inc. Just as the Democratic Party did in 1991 to Clarence Thomas, an African American who they decided "didn't know his place" and dared think for himself, they are now after Sen. Barack Obama. For racist Democratic politicians like Hillary Clinton and her breed, a black man in politics fine as long as he cow tows to their way of doing things. But if he dares think that he is entitled to run for president and challenge the Democratic Party's annointed one, he will be given the Clarence Thomas treatment.

As Justice Thomas famously declared, "This is not an opportunity to talk about difficult matters privately or in a closed environment. This is a circus. It's a national disgrace. And from my standpoint, as a black American, it is a high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves, to do for themselves, to have different ideas, and it is a message that unless you kowtow to an old order, this is what will happen to you. You will be lynched, destroyed, caricatured by a committee of the U.S. Senate rather than hung from a tree."

That's why Clinton, Inc. and its surrogates have characterized Sen. Obama as a drug dealing terrorist who can't be elected because he is black.

The poverty pimps like Jackson and Sharpton can't allow him to be the nominee, or worse, elected, because it will undermine the lie of their very existence: That America is a racist country who still needs the likes of Jackson and Sharpton to advance the cause of African Americans.

On November 4, 1994, the liberal talking head Julianne Malveaux said of Supreme Court Justice Thomas: "I hope his wife feeds him lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men do, of heart disease....He is an absolutely reprehensible person."

I guess we will hear a similar lament if Sen. Obama wins the nomination.

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