Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Plastic Surgery Junkie


Hang Mioku, aged 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28. Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful. Doctors have raised the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder. Perhaps. Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The New Armed Forces

A New Trend



Gay Beastiality


These sickos in New Zeland have some annual contest where they have to pick up steer testicles with their teeth, run through a course, and drop them in a tub. The one who suck-sessfully mouthed enough animal testicles wins.

J-Boy's Dream Come True

J-Boy's brother-in-law is a fireman. Last night, he got to hang out in the firehouse and eat chocolate chip cookies, put on some cool gear, hold an axe, fool around with the "jaws of life," and even got to ride along on a call. But somehow, he does not look like he belongs.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Obama Inaguration Tickets For Sale Here!


I am pleased to offer for sale 4 tickets to the Inaguration of Barack Obama ($40,000 each), and 4 tickets to watch the Inagural Parade ($10,000 each). These tickets will go fast, so act quickly. Guaranteed to have the best view! Leave your name and contact information in the Comment section of this Blog to complete the transaction. Inaguration and parade viewing will take place in my family room on a 36-inch flatscreen television set. No refunds.


Obama to "Rule" -- Not Govern




Notice how Tom Brokaw doesn't even bat and eye.

Chris Matthews: It's My Job to Make Obama's Presidency a Success




CHRIS MATTHEWS: Yeah, well, you know what? I want to do everything I can to make this thing work, this new presidency work, and I think that --

JOE SCARBOROUGH: Is that your job? You just talked about being a journalist!

MATTHEWS: Yeah, it is my job. My job is to help this country.

SCARBOROUGH: Your job is the make this presidency work?

MATTHEWS: To make this work successfully. This country needs a successful presidency.

Samoan Mormons Defend Church



This video is not as good as the one from KTLA, but that other video was taken down and archived.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Liberal Celebrates Obama Win By Peeing on Crowd


Liberal Democrat and Obama supporter Steve Lipski, a Jersey City councilman, has been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub, a place called the 9:30 Club on Friday night. He was celebrating the Obama win, and "things just got out of hand."

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Liberal Media Admits it Knows Nothing About Obama



Like a giddy school girl who falls in love-at-first-sight with a boy without knowing anything about him. No matter what he ends up doing they will blindly defend him.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Obama Supporters Riot at Grant Park - Where Are You CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC?

At least five people were arrested across Chicago after Barack Obama's rally in Grant Park, including a woman who slapped a Chicago police officer, saying police couldn't arrest her anymore, prosecutors said today. Most of the others celebrated the historic occasion with gunfire.




Celita Hart, 19, stood silently in court today when she appeared for a bond hearing. Prosecutors said Hart, who is black, yelled "White bitches! Fuck McCain--you white police can't do nothing anymore." With that, she reached through the window of a squad car and slapped a white male officer in the face, according to Assistant State's Atty. Lorraine Scaduto.

The reason? He dared to tell her to stop firing her gun in the air to celebrate Obama's win.

Narada Thomas, 23, allegedly gave a similar explanation after he was arrested with a handgun near his home. "He said he had the gun because he wanted to celebrate Obama becoming the first black president," Scaduto said.

Kenneth Smith, 24, was also arrested after he allegedly fired a handgun outside his home.

Robert Morgan, 54, appeared to have simply been caught up in the excitement. When officers arrested him for allegedly firing a handgun into the air from his back porch, he told the officers, "Everyone else is shooting off their guns--I figured, why not?"

Don't Mess With Samoan Mormans!

http://www.ktla.com/landing_topstories/?Prop-8-Protesters-Rally-Outside-Mormon-T=1&blockID=127805&feedID=1198

Great Article from a Canadia




This is a thoughful article. "The Candidate Who Couldn't Win Did. How Barack Obama Won the Presidency."


By the way -- WTF? He is so eager to be president, he invented his own branch of government "The Office of the President Elect," with its own Seal and converted his campaign website to a dot-gov site, which still attacks John McCain!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The Obama Re-education Camps Have Begun



A so-called teacher in Asheville, North Carolina was caught on tape by Finnish documentarians making a film about Barack Obama’s supporters. The teacher, Diantha Harris, uses the classroom as a propaganda vehicle to shove her politics down the children’s throats.
Watch her bully a little girl who dares to answer “McCain” when asked who she supports for president. The child is the daughter of a soldier. Watch the teacher mock the girl and her father (”So that mean yo’ daddy could stay in Iraq for another hundred years!”). Watch the little girl’s eyes well up in tears. Is this a preview of the re-education camps Barack Obama promised to institute?

Proposition 8's Unusual Endorsement

America's beloved television actress and prominent lesbian Cynthia Nixon, best known for her role as "Amanda" on Showtime's "Sex of the City" recently appeared at a Yes on 8 Rally to encourage supporters of the measure.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

B.B.B. Wife Nags Blog Master


This evening I was innocently minding my own business blogging about Obama, when my wife decided to NAG me. She had her hair in curlers and was holding a rolling pin. She told me to "Stop wasting time, stupid." I told her I had already earned $2.14 in advertizing revenue off my blog so far, but that did not impress her. I guess I have to blog in secret from now on. All because you guys don't click on the retarded advertisement.

J-Boy, Lurch and Shmity Awarded Coveted "News Hound" Awards

These jerk-faces have been bugging me to give them News Hound Awards for some stupid ancillary ideas they gave me for the Blog which I used in the past couple of weeks. So they are getting certificates today. BFD. And Congratulations.

WSJ Online - Jeffrey Shapiro Nails It

Earlier this year, 12,000 people in San Francisco signed a petition in support of a proposition on a local ballot to rename an Oceanside sewage plant after George W. Bush. The proposition is only one example of the classless disrespect many Americans have shown the president.

APAccording to recent Gallup polls, the president's average approval rating is below 30% -- down from his 90% approval in the wake of 9/11. Mr. Bush has endured relentless attacks from the left while facing abandonment from the right.

This is the price Mr. Bush is paying for trying to work with both Democrats and Republicans. During his 2004 victory speech, the president reached out to voters who supported his opponent, John Kerry, and said, "Today, I want to speak to every person who voted for my opponent. To make this nation stronger and better, I will need your support, and I will work to earn it. I will do all I can do to deserve your trust."

Those bipartisan efforts have been met with crushing resistance from both political parties.

The president's original Supreme Court choice of Harriet Miers alarmed Republicans, while his final nomination of Samuel Alito angered Democrats. His solutions to reform the immigration system alienated traditional conservatives, while his refusal to retreat in Iraq has enraged liberals who have unrealistic expectations about the challenges we face there.

It seems that no matter what Mr. Bush does, he is blamed for everything. He remains despised by the left while continuously disappointing the right.
Yet it should seem obvious that many of our country's current problems either existed long before Mr. Bush ever came to office, or are beyond his control. Perhaps if Americans stopped being so divisive, and congressional leaders came together to work with the president on some of these problems, he would actually have had a fighting chance of solving them.
Like the president said in his 2004 victory speech, "We have one country, one Constitution and one future that binds us. And when we come together and work together, there is no limit to the greatness of America."

To be sure, Mr. Bush is not completely alone. His low approval ratings put him in the good company of former Democratic President Harry S. Truman, whose own approval rating sank to 22% shortly before he left office. Despite Mr. Truman's low numbers, a 2005 Wall Street Journal poll found that he was ranked the seventh most popular president in history.
Just as Americans have gained perspective on how challenging Truman's presidency was in the wake of World War II, our country will recognize the hardship President Bush faced these past eight years -- and how extraordinary it was that he accomplished what he did in the wake of the September 11 attacks.

The treatment President Bush has received from this country is nothing less than a disgrace. The attacks launched against him have been cruel and slanderous, proving to the world what little character and resolve we have. The president is not to blame for all these problems. He never lost faith in America or her people, and has tried his hardest to continue leading our nation during a very difficult time.

Our failure to stand by the one person who continued to stand by us has not gone unnoticed by our enemies. It has shown to the world how disloyal we can be when our president needed loyalty -- a shameful display of arrogance and weakness that will haunt this nation long after Mr. Bush has left the White House.

Lurch Gets Punked