WANTED -- DEAD OR ALIVE!!

This message goes out to the animal who continuously and repeatedly and shamelessly fouls the men's room commode. No one wants to see your mess, so flush it! You do not need to use half a dozen toilet seat covers, and you do not need to go throuh a roll of paper laying down a protective layer between your butt and the toilet seat -- your ass ain't that precious. If I EVER find out who you are, I will use your head as a toilet brush. I know someone in law enforcement and will use a police profiler to find out who you are. I am also creating a list of SUSPECTS. You better hope I don't find out who you are.