Sunday, April 27, 2008

Latarian Milton, 7 Year Old Car Thief




A remorseless 7 year old car thief named Latarian Milton gave the following interview after stealing his grandmother's Dodge Durango and crashing into several cars along a 6 mile stretch of traffic.

Reporter: Why did you take the car?

Latarian: Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me.

Reporter: Where did you take it, Latarian?

Latarian: I took it on a high speed chase!

Reporter: How did you know how to drive?

Latarian: Because, I seen my Grandma do it. All the people do it.

Reporter: What do you think about the people whose cars you hit?

Latarian: I don't think nothin' bout them.

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