Monday, May 26, 2008

Ted Turner Predicts Future of Cannibalism After Seeing Movie

On April 1, 2008, left wing nut case Ted Turner said to left wing nut case Charlie Rose that global warming will turn humans into cannibals in the future. "Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."



Sound familiar? It should. He based his prediction on the 1973 motion picture staring Charlton Heston, Soylent Green. The plot: The year is 2022. New York City has become overpopulated with 40 million people and the "green house effect" has caused the earth's temperature to have risen and all natural resources have been destroyed, leaving 40 million people starving. The Soylent Company has create a new food product, Soylent Green. It's secret ingredient is human flesh.

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