Daniel Award

As a tribute to those courageous Hollywood celebrities who come out to support unpopular causes, regardless of the professional ostracism they will most certainly face, Bill's Blunderful Blog awards them the prestigious Daniel Award. This award is named after the prophet Daniel of the Old Testament, a man who was thrown into the lion's den after he refused to bend to public pressure and worship an idol erected by King Nebuchadnezzar. Daniel would never turn away from the one true God for the sake of popularity, and neither would a Hollywood Celebrity. Today's recipient of the Daniel Award goes to . . . . .


Leonardo DiCaprio -- Global Warming: He's Against It

Democratic Party Shows its Racism

The political party that dominated the Old South during slavery, the political party that has given us former KKK Grand Wizard Sen. Robert Byrd, the political party that always assumes Al Sharpton speaks for all African Americans, and the only major U.S. political party that still advocates using race as a factor in hiring, college admissions and awarding contacts, has once again shown its Racism, and the Drive-By/Mainstream Media will once again give the Democratic Party a pass. Former V.P. Nominee Geraldine Ferraro racistly declared this week:

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."

Now, let's turn this quote around: If Geraldine Ferraro were a Republican, neither she nor the GOP would get a pass by the media elites. The GOP's chances for the White House would be over.

Mooner Arrested

A certified nurse's assistant has been arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after "mooning" two co-workers while on the job at the Frasier Meadows Assisted Living Center. Two nurses told police that Suzanne Mueffelmann, 42, of Longmont, flashed her buttocks outside the room of a Frasier Meadows resident, according to an arrest report. The mooning incident occurred about 8 p.m. Feb. 27 while Mueffelmann was talking with the two nurses, Jessica Jarvis and Cleyfi Alvarado. Mueffelmann asked Jarvis and Alvarado if they knew what "mooning" was, and when they denied such knowledge she told them, "I'll make your night," according to the report.

After she mooned them for a few seconds, Mueffelmann told police, "Jessica and Cleyfi appeared very startled and alarmed, and she immediately felt bad and felt that she may have crossed the line." Her co-workers followed hospital procedure and called 911, which resulted in several squad cars, a fire truck and an ambulance immediately arriving on-scene to investigate.

When officers interviewed Jarvis and Alvarado about the incident, the women said they were "very alarmed and scared."
An officer reported that Mueffelmann later said it was a "strong misunderstanding," and, "She hasn't mooned since college, and she doesn't plan on doing it again."

"Man" Carrying Wife's Purse

As alluded to earlier in this blog at http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/breaking-news.html, disgraced police officer "Dustin" was seen exploring his feminine side, while still attempting to appear masculine. It did not work.

Here is a link to another story about a man carrying his wife's purse.

http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/only-one-man-has-it-right.html

BREAKING NEWS . . . . .

For 2 days, this journalist has refrained from publishing a shocking story involving a local police officier. I can now report that this officer, who shall only be identified as "Dustin," was seen in a local family restaurant voluntarily carrying his wife's purse. When he realized he was about to be photographed, he attempted to "embrace" his feminine side and snuggle the purse close to his bossom, yet paradoxically, he attempted to make a show of masculinity by "flexing" his underdeveloped bicep. I am attempting to obtain his side of the story -- if there is such a side -- before publishing this photograph.

Clean Living

What Are Those Buckets For?

The World's Fattest Man (according to the Book of Records) recently lost about 500 pounds. Here, he proudly poses to show off his new figure. However, the questions remains, what does he use those two buckets for, seen in the background? They say an elephant looses 50 pounds everytime he moves his bowels or urinates, so one must wonder what the function is of those containers.

UPDATE: Kenny Ray Coble Arrested!!

When we last heard from Kenny Ray Coble, he had recently announced plans to get "F---ing drunk," drive his sweet Malibu, smoke cigarettes and patron various strip clubs in the metropolitan Kansas City area. It appears that local police organizations had been tipped off to his plans by one Chastity Bowe. Mr. Coble was arrested for DUI after being stopped a few blocks from Jake's Roadhouse Tavern on 118th Street.

Eric -- The New Face of the Cookie Thief

Like a cancer, the proclivity of people in this office to STEAL from Scott is spreading. I, for one, am appalled.

Why Women Shouldn't Fly

No MySpace in Prison

A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet. According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead.

Hughstan told detectives that he used the Internet to communicate with his friends and since his father took the Internet away, he was "just so depressed all the time," the report said. Specifically, Hughstan said he hated his father because he was restricting his use of the MySpace Web site.

When told that he would not be permitted to use MySpace in prison, Hugstan appeared despondent and was placed on suicide watch.

Taco Bell Worker Urinates and Spits in Food

LINCOLN (AP) -- Members of a Sidney family say a fast-food dinner they were served in 2005 contained far more than what they ordered. In a lawsuit filed Thursday in Cheyenne County District Court, Sidney police officer Keith Andrew and his wife allege that a Taco Bell employee urinated and spit in food served to their family in October 2005. The complaint was filed against North Platte-based Mid Plains Food and Lodging, owner of the KFC/Taco Bell.A company spokesman, Jeff Moore, said the company has not seen the lawsuit so could not immediately comment.The lawsuit says the couple's 4-year-old son became "violently ill" with gastroenteritis and dehydration the day he ate the food, vomited for hours and was forced to spend time in the hospital. Another son, 7 years old at the time, also became ill, the lawsuit says.Managers of the restaurant were aware of the contamination at the time the Andrew family was eating but didn't inform the family, according to the lawsuit filed by Scottsbluff-based attorney Maren Chaloupka. The lawsuit suggests the family was the victim of a scheme that targeted police officers."Employees maintained 'special servings' of food reserved for ... officers," the lawsuit says. "The 'special servings' had been urinated in or spit in by KFC/Taco Bell employees. In fact, defendant's employees maintained a particular serving pan for use in creating 'special servings' of food plus employee urine."The lawsuit says management was well aware of the scheme aimed at officers before the Oct. 28, 2005, incident with the Andrew family, "but did nothing that could be reasonably calculated to protect its customers from this practice."The employee accused of urinating and spitting in the Andrew family's food, Casey Diedrich, could not be reached to comment. In March of this year, Diedrich pleaded guilty to violating the Nebraska Pure Food Act and fined $100, according to Cheyenne County Court records. The prosecution was for the same incident described in the lawsuit, according to Chaloupka.Other workers saw what Diedrich did, the lawsuit says, and reported it to management.But despite knowing Diedrich contaminated the food, management did not discipline him, and he was allowed to work at the restaurant for at least two more months without special supervision, the lawsuit alleges.The company spokesman, Moore, said Diedrich was eventually fired for missing work but not for any of the alleged incidents the lawsuit cites.No complaints of possible food contamination prompting state inspections were levied against the restaurant around the time of the October incident described in the lawsuit, according to the state Department of Agriculture, which conducts investigations. The last inspection of the restaurant, conducted three months ago as part of a regular inspection schedule, turned up only minor, routine violations, such as having a mop in dirty water.Damages allegedly suffered by the family and outlined in the suit include: past and future physical and mental harm; $1,190.44 in medical expenses; and future medical expenses.

You Call That a Sandwich?

I came into the office today after a 6 day hiatus. I wanted lunch but did not want to go out. So I made John buy me lunch. He bought a tuna sandwich and brought it to me. It came with a side of pasta. You call this a sandwich? It was dry! I nearly choked and had to get my own beverage. I send you guys out to get me a lunch and this is all you can do? The pasta was okay, though. I guess he couldn't mess that up. What a jerk John is to treat me this way.

Local Man Decides to Have Fries With That

SAN PEDRO, CA—Eleventh-hour lunch-rush negotiations came to a successful conclusion Monday when, following a 30-second period of deliberation, area resident John Fowler opted to accept the McDonald's corporation's suggestion that he have fries with that. Though the fries were not part of Turnbee's initial purchase proposal to the fast-food giant, the addition of the processed, potato-based food item to his mid-day meal was a concession he felt would best serve his short-term side-order selection needs. "I wasn't gonna get fries at first," Fowler said. "But then I wound up getting them."

After carefully reviewing his food-choice options based on such factors as cost, availability and deliciousness, Fowler arrived at the decision that a meal of Chicken McNuggets, an apple-pie and a chocolate shake would best fulfill his mealtime requirements. "At that point, fries were not part of the agenda," said Bill Blairg, Fowler's lawyer. "However, the cashier's friendly smile, courteous demeanor and low-pressure 'soft sell' technique of politely asking if Mr. Fowler would like fries with that made the fry purchase seem like a viable compromise to my client."

Public-relations professionals employed by the McDonald's corporation agreed. "To us, this represents a real 'win-win' situation," McDonald's vice-president of media relations Nathan Kramer said. "By actively suggesting that Fowler have fries with that, the McDonald's corporation was able to successfully maximize its profit potential on the deal. In turn, Mr. Fowler reaped the undeniable benefits of the hot, salty fries in question, enabling him to better enjoy his meal."

Fowler was similarly satisfied by the outcome of the negotiation. "I ate at McDonald's," Fowler told co-worker Joe Noriega upon returning from his lunch break. "It was good, I guess."

MISSING !!!

They have not been seen in 5 days.

Where are they? What are they doing?

Dallas Cab Driver Adds Secret Ingredient to Food

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh went on trial for throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out, and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case was clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.

Prosecutors showed surveillance videotape of the defendant, which showed him sprinkling a substance on the food. The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but wrongly turned the case over to local prosecutors after they wrongly determined it was not a national security issue.

He was later convicted and sentenced to a mere 5 years in prison.

Pubic Hair Stuffed Steak

It's every diner's nightmare: You've somehow offended a restaurant employee who then decides to exact a little revenge by placing something unpleasant in your grub. That's what cops say happened Saturday night at the Texas Roadhouse in West Bend, Wisconsin, where Kevin Hansen dined with family and friends. It seems that the trouble began when Hansen mentioned to a manager that his steak was "a little over done." While Hansen said that the meal was still okay, the manager, Michael Liberatore, insisted that he accept a new medium rare steak (which Hansen took and brought home with him). When he decided to eat the steak the following day, Hansen spotted what looked like pubic hairs "stuffed in the middle of the steak." A subsequent police probe resulted in the arrest of Ryan Kropp, a 24-year-old cook who admitted adding "at least two of his facial hairs" to the steak, according to a criminal complaint. Kropp, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed that he defiled the ribeye because he thought Hansen was "just trying to get free stuff" by claiming the steak had been overcooked. Another Texas Roadhouse worker, Michael Perkins, told investigators that after Kropp cooked the replacement steak, he remarked, "These are my pubes" as he used his fingers to stuff something into the steak. As to the true source of the hairs, Liberatore told cops that he recalled Kropp not having "more than a couple days worth of facial hair on his face" Saturday evening. Kropp faces a maximum of only 42 months in prison.

The Face of Abortion

Angry.
No make-up.
Wart above lip.
Unwashed hair pulled back tightly.
Long sleeve shirt.
Believes her opinions are more important than anyone else's.

I promise you that she did not take a shower this morning.

The Smartest Woman in the World?

Hillary Knows Best

Hillary Clinton Supporter

Optical Illusion