Ted Turner Predicts Future of Cannibalism After Seeing Movie

On April 1, 2008, left wing nut case Ted Turner said to left wing nut case Charlie Rose that global warming will turn humans into cannibals in the future. "Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."



Sound familiar? It should. He based his prediction on the 1973 motion picture staring Charlton Heston, Soylent Green. The plot: The year is 2022. New York City has become overpopulated with 40 million people and the "green house effect" has caused the earth's temperature to have risen and all natural resources have been destroyed, leaving 40 million people starving. The Soylent Company has create a new food product, Soylent Green. It's secret ingredient is human flesh.

ATJPLM Family Trust LLC to Host Firm Party at the Beach House

J-Boy Nearly Loses Eye Playing With Knife

About 2 weeks ago, J-Boy was multi-tasking at home: Eating pizza, watching TV, and playfully throwing a sharp Bowie Knife up in the air and catching it. Suddenly, as the knife reached its arc, J-Boy was momentarily distracted by the loss of a piece of pepperoni that slid from his pizza. That was all it took. The knife came down and landed between the bridge of his nose and his left eye's tear duct.



"The worst part about the whole thing," he sadly said during my interview, "was that I ended up dropping the whole slice of pizza on the floor, and it landed on the good side, too." After reflecting on the whole thing for a few moments, he added, "You better not put this on the Blog!"

Sen. Byrd Cries Like a Girl

Muslims Engage in Wave of Fecal Jihad

Islamo-Nazis are at it again. Now it's Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Gloucester, England. He was arrested last Friday after a substance, believed to be a mixture of his own urine and feces, was sprayed over fruits and vegetables at a supermarkets in Quedgeley and Abbeydale. Two days earlier, the Muslim Daifallah used an improvised device to shower hundreds of children's books at a book store in Cirencester. He is also charged with releasing the liquid over food in the Air Balloon pub, near Cheltenham. The eventual bill for cleaning up the mess at the various stores and replacing the food and products would come to hundreds of thousands of dollars. He used a "squeezy sports bottle" in the attacks, which contained a "very smelly, brown, unpleasant substance."

This case is reminiscent of a February 2008 inciden tin which Muslim Pizzaria shop owners, Saeed Hasmi and Jan Yadgari, "accidentally" sold chocolate cake with human faeces on top. Must be a new muslim icing recipe. Of course these "culinary specialists" admitted the charge but have no idea how the cake got those brown "sprinkles" on top - guess they were airborne."

This kind of Muslim terrorist attack also happened in Dallas, Texas, where Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, was sentenced to a mere 5 years in prison for throwing dried, grated feces on pasteries at a supermarket. Police said that during an investigation, they found a pile of human feces by his bed. Investigators believe Nahidmobarekeh would dry the feces, either by microwave or just letting it sit out, grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store. A young boy, maybe 3 years old, was later seen on the surveillance tape, eating one of the defiled cookies.

There appears to be a nasty and disgusting pattern emerging - Muslim men conducting a bodily waste Jihad.

Obama Wants to Micro-Manage Your Live

Over the past weekend, Barack Hussein Obama has exposed himself as a totalitarian socialist who thinks it is within the perview of the government to control what kind of car you drive, how much you eat, and how warm or cool you may keep your own home: "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen." Since when is the government allowed to make these personal choices for the people? Since when are "other countries" given the option of saying whether our personal choices are OK?

As defined by Wikipedia, "Totalitarianism (or totalitarian rule) is a concept used to describe political systems where a state regulates nearly every aspect of public and private life. The term is usually applied to Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany or hard-line communist regimes, such as Stalinist Russia, Democratic Kampuchea or North Korea. Totalitarian regimes or movements maintain themselves in political power by means of an official all-embracing ideology and propaganda disseminated through the state-controlled mass media, a single party that controls the state, personality cults, central state-controlled economy, regulation and restriction of free discussion and criticism, the use of mass surveillance, and widespread use of terror tactics."

Sound familiar?

Man on Trial for Assault Deprived of Lawyer!

Criminal defendant William Lehman didn't think his court-appointed lawyer was doing a good job defending his assault trial, so he beat him up in the middle of the courtroom. Mr. Lehman had asked the judge for a new attorney, but the judge said no. So, after the jury returned from a break, Mr. Lehman beat up public defender Mark Groettum in open court by putting him in a headlock and repeatedly punching him in the face. "Blood was all over Groettum, the counsel table and the floor of the courtroom," according to a court document. t The judge, Hon. James Florey, felt that Mr. Groettum could no longer be Lehman's attorney. Mr. Lehman asked for another lawyer, but the judge turned him down, so Mr. Lehman was forced to represent himself for the rest of the trial. The Minnesota Court of Appeals agreed with the judge's decision, writing in a published opinion that a defendant gives up his right to a court-appointed lawyer when he beats up the one he has.

He and Michelle Know What's Best

He is the messiah. Don't question him. Don't criticize him.

Don't make him feel uncomfortable or answer difficult questions.

When Mrs. Obama was asked a tough question, the Princeton and Yale educated attorney could only angrily mutter in response, "This conversation doesn't help my kids."

There Will Always Be Cowards Among Us

Coward and deserter Matthis Chiroux says he was the kind of young American US military recruiters love. "I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school," the now 24-year-old told AFP. "I was 'filet mignon' for recruiters. They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade," or around 16 years old, he added. Chiroux joined the US army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant. He served in Afghanistan, Germany, Japan, and the Philippines and was due to be deployed next month in Iraq. On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war. Drawing on his legal expertise and analysis, he stated, "My decision is based on my desire to no longer continue violating my core values to support an illegal and unconstitutional occupation . . . I refuse to participate in the Iraq occupation." Funny how he never had a problem being in the Army until he was going to be sent in harm's way, far from the strip clubs and bars.

May 15, 2008: Sodom and California

On May 15, 2008, the supreme court of California overturned the will of the people who, in 2000, overwhelmingly approved Proposition 22 which codified the Biblical mandate on marriage, affirming the ancient tradition that it is a union between man and woman. California now joins the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah in the ash heap of history for choosing accomodation over truth.

Genesis 2:24: “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh."

Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination."

Romans 1:26-32: "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

Jude 7: "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication and homosexuality, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

Isaiah 5:20: "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"

May 15, 2008, a sad day of infamy in the Republic of California.

The Churchill of Our Time

"Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is -- the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

The passivist (not pacifist) Democrat candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, expressed hurt feelings in response to President Bush's remarks, as did many prominent members of the Passivist Party. Why did they think he was talking about them? I guess they were stunned that their "Village Idiot" slapped them in the face with the irrefutable truth of a mirror where for the first time they saw themselves as others do.

From the 7/24/07 YouTube Debate:

QUESTION: In 1982, Anwar Sadat traveled to Israel, a trip that resulted in a peace agreement that has lasted ever since. In the spirit of that type of bold leadership, would you be willing to meet separately, without precondition, during the first year of your administration, in Washington or anywhere else, with the leaders of Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea, in order to bridge the gap that divides our countries?

OBAMA: I would. And the reason is this, that the notion that somehow not talking to countries is punishment to them -- which has been the guiding diplomatic principle of this administration -- is ridiculous.

Michelle Picks Her Nose and Sets us Straight

Battle of the Sexes

Pastor Minning: Obama and Rev. Wright are Lovers

More Evidence to Support Obama's Candidacy:

http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/why-i-support-hillary-and-barack.html

Seatbelt the Beer, Not Infants

An Australian driver was fined $650 for putting a seat belt around his beer rather than his five-year-old child. Constable Wayne Burnett said he was "shocked and appalled" when he pulled over the unregistered car. The 30-can box was strapped in between the two adults sitting in the back of the car. The child was with them - sitting on the floor. "The child was sitting in the lump in the centre, unrestrained," PC Burnett said. "I've never seen anythig like this before. This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child," he said. PC Burnett pulled the car over near the Australian town of Alice Springs to check if alcohol was being smuggled into an aboriginal settlement where it is prohibited. The man was fined for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a seat belt. "The concern is about people's priorities," a police spokesman said. "It is very unusual to see someone strapping in beer."

Wrong again, liberal news media! This is NOT unusual. It happened to 46 year old Tina Williams of Florida. The glassy-eyed Williams, who reeked of alcohol and subsequently failed a series of field sobriety tests, was traveling with two passengers in the back seat of her 1982 Ford station wagon: a 20-year-old woman and a 16-month-old infant, who was neither in a car seat nor somehow belted in. However, Williams did make sure to secure the vehicle's other precious cargo. As noted in the below St. John's County Sheriff's Office report, deputies discovered that a 24-pack of Busch beer was placed in the front passenger seat and "was seat belted in." Williams, who was charged with drunk driving and child endangerment, said, "I don't know," when deputies asked why the child was not safely restrained. She claimed to have "had a few" when asked if she had been drinking. And when asked for her license, Williams replied, "I never had one."

Bill O'Reilly Curses Out Staff

Femminized Pentagon Considers Purple Heart for Hurt Feelings

Long before WWI, WWII, Korean, Viet Nam, Iraq and Afghanistan, Gen. George Washington created the Purple Heart to honor troops wounded in combat. But with an increasing number of troops being diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder, the "modern" and increasingly effemminite military is debating an idea Washington never considered -- awarding one of the nation's top military citations to veterans with "psychological" wounds -- also known as "hurt feelings syndrome." Even Defense Secretary Robert Gates offered support for such a change on a trip to a military base in Texas this month. "It's an interesting idea," Mr. Gates said in response to a question. "I think it is clearly something that needs to be looked at." WTF??

Schmitty Enjoys Brutal Prostate Massage

This journalist is shocked to report that Tuedsay morning a man known to him as Schmitty enjoyed a prostate exam. Was it a hot nurse who gave the prostate exams?

NO, it was not. Althouth it would be considered by most men to be a brutal experience, not for Schmitty.



He had no second thoughts . . . .


"I enjoyed it," he reported. "Come to think of it, last time I went to the doctor and got a prostate exam, performed the final part of the exam with both hands firmly placed on my shoulders. I always wondered what he was doing . . . ."

Batman v. Joker: Surf-off

Why are Batman and Joker wearing swimming trunks over their costumes?

Why America Will Always be the Superpower

Just when you think it can't get any funnier . . . is does.