Barack Obama and Gilbert Gottfried
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Why is this News? Didn't This Happen to All of Us in College?
MUNCIE, Ind. (AP) - A man nearly crushed inside a garbage truck told police he can't recall how he ended up inside a trash bin—and then the truck—after a night of drinking with friends. William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste. "He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke. "This gentleman was extremely intoxicated," he said. Bowen told police the last thing he remembers before waking up in the truck was drinking with buddies about 3 a.m. Thursday at a Muncie bar.
The Man-Made Global Warming Hoax
This man-made global warming hoax is about two things: (1) Empowering government to run more of the private sector, and (2) Turning carbon dioxide into gold as in 'carbon credits.' Invoking September 11 has officially been succeeded by global warming as the new excuse for the government to unleash a fresh tyranny no matter how offensive and damaging to individual liberty it may be. Global warming has replaced 9/11 as the justification to do anything!
Hypocrite Al Gore says his lifestyle, one that includes electricity hogging mansions, private plane flights and a host of other CO2 producing activities, is actually "carbon neutral." How is this possible you ask? He purchases carbon credits, which are to ensure that CO2 emissions are being reduced elsewhere. What he doesn't tell you, however, is that he purchases those carbon credits from Generation Investment Management, a company that is actually owned and operated by Gore himself.
It will not be too long before there will be a great land grab in the Third World by the Eco-Hypocrites who, in exchange for debt-forgiveness will receive control over vast amounts of land (i.e., rain forests) purportedly to be set aside for carbon neutral activities. Then, once the global warming hoax is exposed as a fraud, the reformed Eco-Hypocrites can use the land for whatever purpose they desire -- and it won't be for carbon-neutral activities.
Finally, ask yourself this question: Why are almost all man-made global warming proponents members of the liberal left? Answer: Because the liberal left favor big government, and what better way to give the government more control? After all, they won't be proven frauds and hucksters for years and years, because according to their theory, they get 50 years to prove their case.
Cycle of Bigfoot Rape Continues
A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities. Gene R. Morrill, 57, of New Ipswich, N.H., had previously pleaded guilty in Stafford Circuit Court to 20 charges stemming from his efforts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet. Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.
Oxymoron of the Day
An oxymoron is a rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms. Examples of oxymorons are as follows: act naturally, extensive briefing, open secret, and paid volunteer. Today's Oxymoron of the Day:
Muslim Scholar (see also, Moderate Muslim)
Reforms Sweep Post-Fidel Cuba
For the first time in history, ordinary Cuban citizens will now be allowed to have cell phones.Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Hillary Clinton, Congenital Liar
On January 8, 1996, William Safire wrote an editorial in the New York Times that began with the following sentence: "Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady -- a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many in her generation -- is a congenital liar."
He went on to detail all her recently exposed lies: Her BS explanation for her 10,000 percent profit in 1979 commodity trading, Travelgate, raiding the office of Vincent Foster after his apparent suicide to cover up their relationship, her false denial of actively representing a criminal enterprise known as the Madison S.& L. and concealing the Madison billing records two days beyond the statute of limitations, and other lies. Her post-Safire article lies include her bogus claim to have been named after the first man to climb Mt. Everest, Sir Edmond Hillary -- but she was born 6 years before he achieved that feat. She also claims to have "attempted" to join the Marines -- or was it the Army -- (she has claimed both) right after graduating law school. Now she lied about negotiating the peace in Bosnia amid gunfire. Check it out for yourself:
Monday, March 24, 2008
Smith Marriage Will Last, Experts Say.
New York (AP) -- The best marriages are those where women marry men who are less attractive than themselves, research has found. Psychologists who studied newlyweds found men who were better-looking than their wives were more likely to be unhappy and have negative feelings about their marriage. In couples where the wife is more attractive, both partners tended to be very content. The research, published in the Journal of Family Psychology, suggests that, in evolutionary terms, women are less choosy about their man's looks as long as he is able to help them reproduce. Men, however, are programmed to choose a mate who is most likely to pass on their genes and look for youth, health and physical attractiveness. The tests involved 82 couples married within the previous six months.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Man Arrested After Woman Doesn't Listen
Raleigh, N.C. (AP) - An Raleigh man was arrested this weekend in connection with a domestic violence incident involving his common law wife. Identifying himself only as "the Playah-in-Chief" police say he defended his actions by claiming, "She just wouldn't listen. I kept telling her what it was, but she just wouldn't listen." After initially accepting his story, police later determined it was necessary to charge him with assault after interviewing several other witnesses. While being booked, the suspect was heard repeating to himself, "I'm gonna get me some." He remains in custody pending a bail hearing on Monday.Child Attempting to Stowaway Dies
This poor child was only able to hold on for a few seconds after this picture was taken.
SICKO Arrested
This PERVERT was hiding behind a clothes rack at Target with his pants down and fully loaded. When an unsuspecting mom, along with her 3 year old kid, walked by he jumped out and pollinated her. SICKO. Notice how he is slightly smiling in his mug shot?
Monday, March 17, 2008
Obama's "Denouncement" of His Racist Mentor was Pre-Planned
About 1 year ago, Barack Obama and his racist mentor, Rev. Wright, came up with a plan to cover up Obama's racism in the event his deep rooted connection with the Racist Reverend were ever uncovered. As recently uncovered in the New York Times: Mr. Wright, who has long prided himself on criticizing the establishment, said he knew that he may not play well in Mr. Obama’s audition for the ultimate establishment job. “If Barack gets past the primary, he might have to publicly distance himself from me,” Mr. Wright said with a shrug. “I said it to Barack personally, and he said yeah, that might have to happen.”
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