John, in case you are reading this in between essay questions, we just had a 5.8 earthquake. The building went up and down and made us all dizzy. Scott vomited.
I began my career as a professional bodybuilder in 1993, but alleged steroid use followed me from tournament to tournament, and soon I was banned from all competition. Now I spend my time talking and complaining.
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Had anyone called 911 yet? Somebody better call quick!!
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