How We Got into This Economic Crisis -- Obama and His Buddies

If you can tolerate the hillbilly music, it's an interesting video.

Obama Worship -- This is Sick . . . and Scary.

This secular worship service (with hymns sung to the Great Leader) comes straight out of the Totalitarian Handbook. Scenes like this were found in Stalin's Soviet Union, Castro's Cuba, Mao's China, and Kim Jon Il's North Korea.

This prior posting gave us a glimpse of what was to come:
http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/obama-wants-to-micro-manage-your-live.html


For an Update: http://wrb-myblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/obama-kids-hitler-youth-video.html

Obama is a Fraud

This ass-wipe is eager to pretend he is as patriotic as McCain by proclaiming "me, too!" when it comes to wearing a fallen soldier's bracelet. But Since Obama really doesn't give two farts about our fallen soldiers he didn't bother to remember the name of the solder on his prop-bracelett and had to read it on live TV. The mother has demanded he remove it.

Remember when George H.W. Bush looked at his wristwatch during a town hall debate with Clinton? That was looped on the liberal news media outlets non-stop. Not a peep about this, though.

Chris Matthews Interviews Own Daughter, But Fails to Disclose this Fact

This Left Wing Nut Case who was fired from PMS-NBC interviews a "completely" non-partisan group (which I guess is supposed to give it credibility) about the bail-out. Problem is, Chris Matthews fails to disclose that he is interviewing his own daughter Caroline Matthews (the one who keeps yapping).

How Pelosi Sabatoged the $700 Billion Bail Out

Schmitty at the Movies

Today, I review two films: Rachel Getting Married (starring the beautiful Anne Hathaway) and Nights at Rodanthe (Starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane). Although they fall within the so-called "chick flick" genre, I feel they appeal to men as well as women -- who are equal. And both deserve equal rights and equal pay for equal work.

Rachel Getting Married: This film is about a recovering substance-abuser who returns home just in time for her sister's wedding. It held me spellbound. Brimming with stinging laughs and tears, and swirling -- yet healing -- music, Jonathan Demme directs his best film in years. Five stars out of Five.

Nights at Rodanthe: Richard Gere is at his sexiest. Not since Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants II have I seen such a deeply moving motion picture about how important it is that we express our emotions to one another. Life it too short to keep our feelings bottled up. If you love someone (whether it is a same sex love or an opposite sex love) you must tell him or her. A genuine heartfelt romance for the ages. It sent me soaring to heaven. Five stars out of Five.

BBB Blogmaster Leaves Mennonite Church

This Blogmaster's family has a long history with the Mennonites. We escaped years of religious persecution in central and eastern Europe, escaped to Russia, and then sailed across the Atlantic to America. My family was one of many who brought the Mennonite Church to Canada and the western United States, building churches and schools as missionaries. The bones of my relatives are buried in Mennonite Church graveyards across this country.

But after learning that the Mennonites, along with the Quakers and a bunch of lefties from the National Council of Churches, hosted a banquet honoring the Iranian Terrorist-in-Chief Mahmoud Ahmendinejad (who was one of the ring leaders of the Iranian Hostage Crisis during the Jimmy Carter years) I have to put my foot down. I always knew they were pacifists, but now I know they are worse -- they are passivists. They are passive to evil. They think being timid is the same as being virtuous. They are wrong. As Ronald Reagan said, "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."


By the way, President Bush is a pussy if he doesn't turn Iran to powder before January 21, 2009.

Dodgers Game: RUINED

For the past month, I had been looking foward to attending the final regular season home game of the Los Angeles Dodgers. I had scored 4 tickets when some one in my office (J-Boy) was able to get them. So I invited J-Boy, Lurch, and Elmer Dills to attend the game. They were box seats by the dugout. The seats came with "all you can eat" rights at the 3rd Base Dugout Club.

No sooner than we got there, and loaded up on Dodgers Dogs, then I returned to the seats with my Iced-Cream sundae with SPRINKLES. As I walked down the steps, I looked over to the seats and Elmer Dilles and J-Boy started fidgeting around and distracting me, making me spill my Iced-Cream sundae all over the place, my pants, the floor, and some man's leg.

Next, J-Boy snatched a baseball from a little girl after Raphael Furcal threw the ball specifically for the little girl. Only after about a dozen adults complained about the "bully who stole the ball from the girl," did he return it. "I still get the glory for catching the ball," he muttered to himself.

Finally J-Boy and Elmer Dills made us leave at the top of the 9th Inning. After the game was over, players came into the stands WHERE WE WERE SITTING and "high fived" the remaining fans. Thus, we missed out of getting a "high five" because Elmer and J-Boy had a case of Mr. Sandman.

Lurch was the only good one. Except he was a wimp. There was a hot chick sitting next to him the whole game, and he didn't even try to talk to her.

(actual photo of the hot chick below)

Would-Be Thief's Rectum is Impaled

A would-be thief in London named Siyanda Pasiwe got skewered by a fence while trying to escape. When he fell on the fence he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it . “I thought that the electric fence had a mechanism to keep me glued to it,” the man said. He says he had screamed for someone to come and rescue him. His screams were heard by a tow truck driver who called the police and fire department. Fire and rescue workers used an angle grinder to cut the steel spike off the fence. Medical staff at the hospital, where the spike was removed, said the man had suffered severe rectal and intestinal injuries.

J-Boy, Be Careful: Now it's Illegal to Fart!

Accused of beer-fart battery on an officer.

Cops arrested Jose Cruz for DUI on Route 60 in South Charleston, West Virginia, on the evening of September 22, 2008. He was initially stopped for driving with his headlights off. While taking his fingerprints at the police station, police claim Mr. Cruz intentionally moved closer to the officer taking the prints and farted on him. Mr. Cruz was thus charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI. The criminal complaint noted that the odor was very strong.

I Claim Prima Noctra

The Future is refusing to attend a college football game this weekend because someone he used to know is getting married. I think he is only going to claim Prima Noctra.

The blushing bride.

Don't Bother with Religulous

Anti-Christian bigot Bill Maher is releasing his own Fahrenheit 9-11 for the 2008 election: Religulous. It is, obviously, a heavily edited movie where Bill Maher proves that anyone with religious conviction is stupid by interviewing only stupid people -- like people who claim to be the Second Coming of Christ. He does not interview John MacArthur. Were he alive, Maher would not have interviewed D. James Kennedy, either. Like Michael Moore, he cannot subject himself to interviewing anyone his intellectual superior. So he goes after retards and shows us how clever he is for about 2 hours. Ignore this movie.

My Prior Life

Many have asked me to post a picture of me when I was allegedly heavily into anabolic steroids. The picture to the right is how I looked 2 years ago, after I lost a lot of muscle weight and before depression left me fat and bloated. OK, here it is. Me in my prime:

Scooter of Mt. Siani

Ever notice that whether he is describing a movie he just saw, a meeting he just attended, or expressing his analysis of a recent political event, Scooter acts like he is speaking to us from Mount Siani?

OK, now for a nice picture:

CNN actually ran this as a real picture. Frankly, I think her real body is better than this one.

News Hound Award SCANDAL!!!

Scandal has rocked B.B.B. as it was uncovered recently that Lurch, in an effort to curry my favor and be the recipient of a coveted B.B.B. News Hound Award, FALSELY reported that he has been put "in charge" of our office's recent advertisement campaign for a local industry banquet. He even went so far as to put together a phoney "power point" presentation which he claims showcases the benefits of retaining our company. There can be no truth to this claim.

Sexist Obama Flips Off Hillary Clinton

Just like his "nuanced" reference to Gov. Palin as a pig, Obama is skilled in disrespecting women in ways subtle enough to give himself "plausible deniability."

J-Boy Gas Attack

J-Boy breaks wind without regard to where he is, who he is with, or who might walk by. At least when Scooter broke wind, he did so silently and stayed in his office with the door closed as building maintenance tore apart the library looking for what everyone thought was a dead rat.

Not J-Boy. When he releases, the whole world knows. Poor Backstabber Lurch. He tried to light a match anf eliminate the foul odor, but it didn't work. Instead, it made it worse.

Lurch, Backstabber. Flanders, True Friend

Yesterday, I left work and forgot my wallet. I called Lurch TWO TIMES, begging him to bring my wallet downstairs to the lobby.




"I'm too busy to answer his calls . . . "





He ignored my calls and is therefore a match-lighting-to-cover-fart-odors BACKSTABBER.






(Actual Photo)











Here he is, celebrating his backstabbing.





But just like in the aftermath of the terrible tragedy of 9-11, true heros emerged from the ashes. That hero is none other than Flanders.





Without so much as hesitating, he grabbed my wallet, brought it down, and handed it to me with kindness. No money was missing.

Thanks, Flanders. A True Friend.

Who Am I?

I am under 45 years old,

I love the outdoors,

I hunt, and can field dress a moose,

I am a Republican reformer,

I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,

I have many children,

I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.



ANSWER: I am Teddy Roosevelt.

I Call Shotgun!!

34 year old Louisiana resident Richard Lee Brooks, Jr., was arrested Monday for slashing his buddy's throat. Evidently, the alleged victim, James Douglas Lawrence, disregarded his friend's claim to the front passenger seat even though Mr. Brooks had clearly called "shotgun." The alleged victim, who had just turned 25 that day, is expected to survive, even though his throat is bloody.

Evidently, it turns out J-Boy did not express concern over Governor Palin's nomination as VP. He also won the raquetball contest against Lurch. He also passed the bar exam, contrary to all predictions.

British Doctor Has Unique Treatment For Hair Loss

A British doctor, Praminder Mankoo, was convicted of sexual and indecent assault. Evidently, he persuaded women patients seeking hair restoration treatment that part of the necessary therapy involved breast massages and rubbing his naked genitals on top of their heads. Some of the women actually paid him after the treatment.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'

The Sun Has Set on the British Empire

ISLAMIC law has been officially adopted in Britain, with sharia courts given powers to rule on Muslim civil cases. The government has quietly sanctioned the powers for sharia judges to rule on cases ranging from divorce and financial disputes to those involving domestic violence (also known as Honor Killings, i.e., when parents kill their daughters for marrying non-Muslim men). Rulings issued by a network of five sharia courts are enforceable with the full power of the judicial system, through the county courts or British High Court. Previously, the rulings of sharia courts in Britain could not be enforced, and depended on voluntary compliance among Muslims. It has now emerged that sharia courts with these powers have been set up in London, Birmingham, Bradford and Manchester with the network’s headquarters in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. Two more courts are being planned for Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'

Man Has Sex With Parked Car - SUV

This guy loves his SUVs. A British man was caught having sex with a parked car. The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4. And he went at it for a while - long enough for shocked witnesses to call police and be arrested.

Mooner Leaves His Mark!

A disturbing crime wave has hit Valentine, Nebraska. A man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his balls, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects. "This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride. Residents have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks. "We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, ‘We've been struck!’"

No one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year. The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."

Spiking a Teacher's Food With Laxatives is NOT a Crime

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Who among us did not pull this prank in junior or senior high school? Two Louisiana high school girls are fighting expulsion and criminal charges after officials discovered laxative-laced cupcakes left in the teachers' lounge. Jeannie Nguyen, 17, of Kenner, and Kamrin Kennedy, 17, of Marrero, were expelled from Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy after their principal, Kristi Phillippi, found 22 cupcakes spiked with a laxative. Officials said Nguyen and Kennedy made the cupcakes as a senior prank, but other students narked them out and warned a teacher. The girls confessed and were booked on charges of mingling harmful substances, which carries a two-year prison sentence and $1,000 fine as punishment, and were suspended for the rest of the school year. Man, things have changed. People are so sensitive these days.

Father Protects Slutty Daughter

Yesterday, Raul Colon, a father in Deltona, Florida, heroically clubbed his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a pipe after finding the boyfriend in his daughter's room. The jerk was NAKED. When the father heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom early one morning, he went into investigate and saw a nude male figure standing on the girl's bed. Instinctively, he protected his tramp daughter by whipping the pipe about at the intruder. He then chased the naked teenaged boy out of the house and called cops. The naked kid was taken to the hospital, suffering from an head wound. Shockingly, the father was charged with battery.

Democrats: Obama is Like Jesus!

Tennessee Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen compared Barack Obama to Jesus Christ and suggested Sarah Palin is akin to Pontius Pilate.

“If you want change, you want the Democratic Party,” Cohen said. “Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor.”

Obama: There is no 'There' There.

"There is no there, there."

-- Gertrude Stein, Everybody's Autobiography, 1937

Vanity, thy name is Obama

Obama's Environmental Advisors

Wow -- These people have serious problems, with little or nothing significant going on in their lives. If only we could all set aside real problems and devote ourselves to the trivial.

Now Losing, Obama Resorts to Sexist Name Calling

Men's Bathroom Rules

I am stunned that I have to iterate these common sense rules in writing, but there have been a number of violations recently. Here are the rules:

1. Don't talk to somebody you don't know. You may chat quietly with an acquaintance, but must absolutely not call attention to yourself. Once one of you starts going to the bathroom, all talk stops. Reduce noise at all costs. Grunting is not acceptable.

2. A quick glance in the mirror is permissible, but absolutely don't spend a significant time arranging hair, clothing, etc.

3. Given a string of unoccupied urinals, you must choose one on the outside. When one outside urinal is occupied, use the other side, then middle. Avoid standing directly next to somebody at all costs. If this can’t be done, leave and come back later. Better to have a ruptured bladder and infected kidney than to stand next to a dude taking a piss.

4. Always look at the wall. Looking down means you're obsessed or don't know what you're doing. Looking at other people is unacceptable.

5. Don't start unzipping until you're protected by the privacy of the urinal. Don't step back until you've closed your pants again.

6. Always flush the toilet when you are done– urinal or commode. Use your foot or paper-towel covered hand. But when you find an unflushed toilet, leave it alone and use another.

7. When using a urinal, stand between 3 to 5 inches from the porcelain.

8. WASH YOUR HANDS. After washing, use either latex gloves (my preference) or a paper towel to turn off the faucet and open the door. Keep paper towel or glove in hand until you have reached your final destination. There are a lot of doors out there that need opening.

Obama Admits He is Muslin

Can There Be Any Doubt?

Compare US magazine's coverage of the candidates. Can there be any doubt "left" that the drive-by media is left-leaning?

J-Boy: I Was Wrong

Earlier in this Blog, I objected to Sarah Palin. I now admit that I was wrong. Not that I am a femminist or anything, but the right man for the job is a woman. And a hot woman, at that. The only woman hotter than Sarah Palin is Cindy McCain. Man, what I would like to do to her. I'd trade all my golf trophies for just one chance . . . .

Asshole Alert - Bill Mayer

He totally out-did himself. This ugly American has now mocked Sarah Palin and her Downs Syndrome baby: "I guess she has some kind of Downs syndrome kid -- looks kinda like Jonathan Edwards. At 43, didn't she ever hear of pulling-out?" Disgraceful. But just like the Code Pink women who interrupted John McCain's speech: No Class.

Did you ever notice how Republicans and conservatives never sneak in and interrupt Democratic convention speeches. but the Democrats and liberals always do this at the Rebublican Conventions?

What a Loser -- Ty Caughlin's "Reverse Funnel System"

He hopes to reach "billions" of people selling this "reverse funnel system" (i.e., a pyramid scheme -- turn a funnel upside down, and that's what it is), but fewer than 4,000 have seen him on YouTube.

Palin v. Obama

Not only does Gov. Sarah Palin have more executive experience than Se. Obama, but she also has a better physique.

Obama Doesn't Want Daughters Punished With a Baby