J-Boy, Be Careful: Now it's Illegal to Fart!

Accused of beer-fart battery on an officer.

Cops arrested Jose Cruz for DUI on Route 60 in South Charleston, West Virginia, on the evening of September 22, 2008. He was initially stopped for driving with his headlights off. While taking his fingerprints at the police station, police claim Mr. Cruz intentionally moved closer to the officer taking the prints and farted on him. Mr. Cruz was thus charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI. The criminal complaint noted that the odor was very strong.