What a Loser -- Ty Caughlin's "Reverse Funnel System"
He hopes to reach "billions" of people selling this "reverse funnel system" (i.e., a pyramid scheme -- turn a funnel upside down, and that's what it is), but fewer than 4,000 have seen him on YouTube.
Dear webmaster, can you please get me in touch with this Milton Friedman of the internets, I want to ask him if I can borrow some of his Christmas wrapping paper stacked behind him. I did some early shopping this year, and I needs to get it wrapped and hid quick!
I began my career as a professional bodybuilder in 1993, but alleged steroid use followed me from tournament to tournament, and soon I was banned from all competition. Now I spend my time talking and complaining.
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Dear webmaster, can you please get me in touch with this Milton Friedman of the internets, I want to ask him if I can borrow some of his Christmas wrapping paper stacked behind him. I did some early shopping this year, and I needs to get it wrapped and hid quick!
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