A disturbing crime wave has hit Valentine, Nebraska. A man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his balls, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects. "This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride. Residents have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks. "We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, ‘We've been struck!’"
No one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year. The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
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