McCain Will Win on Tuesday

John McCain will be elected out 45th President on November 4, 2008.

The Electoral College vote will be 279-259.

Today's Zogby 1 day tracking poll shows McCain leading, 48-47.

UPDATE: PARTIALLY WRONG.

HE WILL BE OUR 45TH PRESIDENT, BUT IN 2012

The Obamas vs. Ignorant Americans

Dear Mr. Obama

Obama Has the Experience Needed to Lead

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Joe Perry Confesses: I'm For McCain!

Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry says national security and economic woes have prompted him to split from the rest of the entertainment world and throw his support behind John McCain. “We pretty much stay out of it, but seeing so many people come out for Obama, I just felt like ‘What the hell, I might as well raise my hand for this side,” Perry said from his Duxbury home. "I’ve been a hardcore Republican my whole life,” he told the Boston Herald. “My mother and father drilled into me from the very start that if you work hard and be positive, you’ll get what you’re working for. I guess I’m living proof of that . . . I'm an optimist. It ain’t over till its over,” he said. “I think that he’s got a chance.”

Mooners Break Glass With Their Butts

In Bellingham, Washington, a man was taken to the hospital with life-threatening injuries and another suffered broken bones to his face after both were struck with a baseball bat on a trail that parallels Squalicum Parkway early Saturday morning. The two victims and another man had left the Village Inn Pub & Eatery around 2 a.m., and walked into the nearby Access Comics, 3096 Northwest Ave., said Lt. Steve Felmley of the Bellingham Police Department. The store's owner asked the three men to leave because they appeared to be intoxicated and were disorderly. After leaving the store, all three allegedly broke the store's front window by pressing their bare buttocks against it, mooning the owner and two customers inside. The two customers chased the mooners and beat them with a baseball bat.

Mouse Head Found in Frozen Vegetables

An Auckland woman wants answers after finding what looks to be a shrunken mouse's head in a packet of fozen food. Jacquie Lewis is a competitive body builder and eats a lot of frozen vegetables. But what she found inside a packet of Watties "choice cut" frozen beans has her thinking of sticking to muesli bars. "I thought it was a little husk or something so I took it out of the microwave and pulled it out, it had eyes looking back at me, which was incredibly nauseating, I thought if this is your head where exactly is the rest of you?," says Lewis. The unidentified frozen object is about one centimetre wide and Lewis says if she hadn't looked closely she could have eaten it.

Cook Wipes Butt With Burger; Gargles With Lettuce

Jaime Perez, the man who wiped his butt with a burger

Two cooks at a Burnet, Texas restaurant were arrested Monday for tainting a hamburger prepared for the Burnet Police Department chief. According to his arrest affidavit, Jaime Perez, 23, told a friend he wiped himself (the rectal area) with a hamburger bun he was serving Police Chief Paul Nelson at a restaurant called Andy's Landing. Perez also said he put the veggies in his mouth before placing them on the burger and proceeding to spit and blow his nose on it.

The citizen told Chief Nelson who filed a complaint with the Burnet County's Sheriff's Office. The Chief recalled seeing Perez along with another cook, James Ledesma, standing behind the counter watching him eat his food that day.

"Jaime is our best cook," said Andy's Landing General Manager Tiffany Tappe. "It's the last thing we ever expected."

James Ledesma, accomplice

Dead Mouse Found in Block of Cheese

While slicing some cheese for his children, a Canadian father uncovered a dead mouse in the middle of the block. "This would have been the very last thing I would have expected to find… in a block of cheese, which I buy every time I do groceries," Deborah Atkinson of Miscouche, just west of Summerside, said of her husband's discovery. Atkinson said her family loved Maple Dale's Caribbean brand cheese from Ontario, which has hot peppers and sun-dried tomatoes in it. A couple of weeks ago, while her husband was cutting slices from the last block he bought in Summerside, he gave his four-year-old daughter a couple of pieces to munch on. He made the unpleasant discovery a few cuts later. "Obviously he cuts it in little squares because our children are three and four," said Atkinson.
"He kind of got to just about the middle and as he cut, he noticed what looked like fur." He immediately took the cheese, a few pieces already gone, from the children. They hadn't eaten any of the cheese from near the mouse, and they didn't get sick.

Man Jailed For Getting Extra Helping of Food at Buffet

A Texas man was jailed last week after refusing to pay for a second buffet meal after his girlfriend "ate a couple bites from his plate." The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Wednesday that Dan Linscomb, 40, of Texas City, Texas, was arrested Oct. 21 after refusing to pay for the second $7 meal at an Iron Skillet restaurant in northwest Atlanta. According to a police report, Linscomb said "there were no signs in the restaurant that said someone could not have some food off your plate," the paper said. Linscomb was jailed on a charge of theft of services, but was released two days later after he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, the paper said.

Even the Woman Who Defiled the Lincoln Bedroom Defends GOP

At a recent Hollywood party, in a room full of television industry executives, no one seemed inclined to defend MSNBC for what some were calling its lopsidedly liberal coverage of the presidential election. The cable news channel is "completely out of control," said writer-producer Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, a self-proclaimed liberal Democrat. She added that she would prefer a lunch date with right-leaning Fox News star Sean Hannity over left-leaning MSNBC star Keith Olbermann.

Bloodworth-Thomason and others seemed especially critical of the way MSNBC — and other media — has attacked Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin while demeaning her supporters.

"We should stop the demonizing," she said, adding that Democrats have been worse than Republicans as far as personal attacks on candidates are concerned. "It diminishes us," she said of her fellow Democrats.

Bloodworth-Thomason even suggested a defense of Palin and her supporters should be written into TV programing, just as she went out of her way to portray Southern women as smart in her hit TV show "Designing Women."

HYPE: The Media Loves Obama

The drive-by liberal mainstream dinosaur media will wake up too late.

POST NO BILLS

I looked into his eyes....

So that's what he was writing!

Lurch's Plan to Save Gas Money BACKFIRES

As many of you know, Lurch has been forcing J-Boy to drive him to work for the past several years to save gas money. J-Boy is frightened by Lurch, so he gives in and drives him to work every day without asking for money -- or even to share the driving responsibilities.

But it BACKFIRED. Lurch, having checked on his car for the first time in 18 months, found it under a blanket of bird crap. It turns out, it will cost Lurch several thousand dollars to clean, and repaint, his car -- at a cost far more than he saved in gas money.

Birds: 1, Lurch: 0

J-Boy Gives Us Sneak Preview of His Haloween Costume

The same guy who has "Iron Man" in his Netflix Queue would, of course, wear a Spiderman Costume.

Obama Speechwriter Quits, Vows to Vote for McCain!!!

WENDY BUTTON, a long time liberal (obviously a classical liberal) Democratic speechwriter for the Obama campaign (and formerly with Jon Edwards and Hillary Clinton), has announced she is quitting the Obama campaign and will vote for John McCain.

She attributes her change to an epiphany she just had while watching the liberals viciously attack "Joe the Plumber" for merely asking The One a question.

The Democratic Party, and particularly Obama, are Marxists who want power above all else. They seek to oppress the common man by taxing into submission those who dare to rise above their allotted station in life and seek to achieve the American Dream without the permission of Big Government. If women and racial minorities dare to think for themselves and hold views contrary to the Liberal Establishment, they are destroyed.

Case in point: Sarah Palin, Clarence Thomas, and --- until he came crawling back holding his hat out for tokens -- Colin Powell (who they despicably called an Uncle Tom before his October Conversion).

Obama Will Take Away Our Guns

B. Hussein Obama, like all left wing politicians, wants to take away our Second Amendment rights to keep and bear arms, because it is the one thing that prevents the lefties of Democratic Party from imposing their totalitarian will on the rest of us. The fact that the right to have a gun was second on the list of the Bill of Rights is pretty compelling evidence that it was an important thing to clarify.

Obama Always Late

Aussi Eatery Puts Dung in Ice Cream of Complaining Customer

A Sydney, Australia drinking hole at the Coogee Bay Hotel is at the center of a scandal involving the serving of human fecal matter in a bowl of ice cream. Queens Park builder Steve Whyte has conducted an independent laboratory test on a dessert spoon-sized amount of brown substance that was served in a bowl of ice cream to his wife and three children at the Coogee Bay's brasserie during a grand-final lunch on Sunday, October 5. The family alleges hotel staff served them a large bowl of ice cream covering what looked like "compacted chocolate."

The laboratory report by the Federal Government's National Measurement Institute confirms that the matter served to the Whyte family - and partly consumed by Mr Whyte's wife, Jessica - "has an offensive odor and physical properties similar to human excreta."

Mrs Whyte said the whole episode would have a lasting effect on her. She said she now struggled when wiping her youngest son's bottom and was anxious about eating out. "The minute I put the spoon to my lips, the stench went through my nostrils. I retched and spat it into the napkin," she said. "My friend thought I was over-reacting, but when she smelt it, she started screaming: 'Oh my god, they've served us s---."'

They allege the incident was deliberate and followed a trivial altercation with the hotel's management when Mr Whyte complained about not being able to properly watch the grand final as advertised - because the television screen was in another room. Hotel owner Chris Cheung and general manager Tony Williams have offered the Whytes $5000 without admitting liability, but the family has rejected the offer. The Coogee Bay Hotel has long been marred in controversy for alcohol-related violence.

Happy Birthday, TR!

150 Years Old

Liberals Lynch Sarah Palin in Effigy - Where is the Outrage?

In West Hollywood, local liberal Chad Morisette lynched a mannequin dressed as vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin from the roof of his West Hollywood home. Instead of expressing outrage as would be done were it Obama or Biden, or even Osama Bin Ladin, the local media is fawning over the liberal hate monger as being a clever local artist.

Michelle Obama Loves Lobster, Let The Others Eat Cake

And Michelle Obama Still Wants Your Piece of the Pie!

Obama Reveals His Marxist Philosophy in 2001 Interview

The Obama SS and His Brownshirt Movement

If elected, Obama plans to launch a modern Nazi movement.




“So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause”

Democrats Propose New Flag

Obama speaking at a recent campaign rally.

Swept up in "Obama-Mania" the leaders of the Democratic Party have vowed to change the United States Flag into something more fitting an America under Obama -- should he be elected president on November 4. "I am confident it will pass easily," said Nancy Pelosi. Senate Leader Harry Reid gushed, "We have already hired a number of consultants who are working on a new flag based on the prototype used by the Obama Admini -- er . . . Campaign during this past election cycle." Spokespersons from the Obama campaign quietly confirmed that he would sign legislation enacting the change in the American Flag within the first 6 months of his presidency.

The proposed new flag.

Woman Lies About Attack

Liar

This reminds me of the time Morton Downey Jr. drew a backwards Swastika on his face to garner some attention. That "B" does look kinda' backwards, doesn't it?

The Rules of Engagement

Based on the news media’s coverage of this year’s presidential election, it has become clear that it has adopted, and enforced, certain "rules of engagement" when covering the campaigns of Barak Hussein Obama and John Sydney McCain:

OFF LIMITS:
Obama’s use of illegal drugs
Obama’s friendship with convicted felon Tony Resko
Obama’s friendship with terrorist William Ayers
Obama’s mockery of Christianity
Obama’s use of courts to remove opponents from the ballot
Obama’s vote to raise taxes on those making $42,000
Obama’s education at Islamic schools
Obama's friendship with Rev. Wright
Obama's friendship with Farhakhan
Obama’s broken pledge to debate with McCain
Obama’s broken pledge to take public financing
Obama’s ties to the corrupt Chicago Political Machine
Obama’s extravagant lifestyle
Obama’s receipt of campaign contributions from Fannie/Freddie
Michelle Obama’s wardrobe paid for by Hollywood designers
Michelle Obama’s racist college thesis
Michelle Obama’s anti-American rhetoric
McCain’s heroism in Viet Nam
McCain’s opposition to Fannie/Freddie 4 years ago
Palin’s successful record as governor of Alaska
People wearing "Abort Sarah" shirts at Obama rallies
CNN's misrepresentation of NR Online's characterization of Palin
Obama's travel expenses for his kids

FAIR GAME:
Cindy McCain’s addition to prescription pain killers
The cost of Sarah Palin’s wardrobe
Palin's travel expenses for her kids
Trooper-gate
Whether Palin lied about her pregnancy
Whether someone shouted "kill him" during a McCain campaign rally
Interviewing McCain’s torturer to see "what really happened"
Obama’s charm and magnetism
Michelle Obama’s beauty and grace

Borking - 21 Years Ago

On this day in 1987, the Democratic Party began their long descent into what is now know as the "politics of personal destruction." Perhaps the most qualified man to have been nominated to the Supreme Court, Robert Bork, was "Borked" by an onslaught of radical lefties who snooped through every aspect of his personal life. They even paid a local video rental business to release a list all the movies Robert Bork had rented, hoping against hope that a porno would be among them. None found. Other victims of the Democratic invention of Borking: John Tower, Clarence Thomas, Sarah Palin, and most GOP nominees to the Supreme Court.

On a happy note, about a month after Robert Bork's nomination was rejected by the Senate, I was walking to class along Pauley Pavillion at UCLA. And who should I see walking toward me?

Wearing a headband, sneakers, shorts, and a T-shirt was California's own Keating 5 Senator Alan Cranston!

I had seen him on campus before, using our campus gym facilities for free, not doubt. As I approached him, I quickly raised by arm and gave him a big 1-finger salute, and kept it going for the entire 20 feet or so the I had left on my approach. He glared at me with a look of shock and confusion. "That one is for Robert Bork," I whispered to myself as I walked away. I never saw the walking skelleton in person again, so I'm glad my 20 year old, immature self seized the moment.

Fat Man Tries to Sneak Drugs in Jail

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police have filed charges against an inmate who they say tried to hide illegal drugs inside a Northside prison in the folds of his stomach. Officers said Cedric Webb, 25, was at the Montgomery Correctional Center on the Northside when officers searching for contraband told him to lift his shirt. According to the police report, when Webb raised his shirt, the officer saw two bags of marijuana and tobacco tucked under a roll of his belly fat.

Would the Last Honest Reporter Please Turn On the Lights?

By Orson Card:
An open letter to the local daily paper — almost every local daily paper in America:
I remember reading All the President's Men and thinking: That's journalism. You do what it takes to get the truth and you lay it before the public, because the public has a right to know.
This housing crisis didn't come out of nowhere. It was not a vague emanation of the evil Bush administration.
It was a direct result of the political decision, back in the late 1990s, to loosen the rules of lending so that home loans would be more accessible to poor people. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were authorized to approve risky loans.
What is a risky loan? It's a loan that the recipient is likely not to be able to repay.
The goal of this rule change was to help the poor — which especially would help members of minority groups. But how does it help these people to give them a loan that they can't repay? They get into a house, yes, but when they can't make the payments, they lose the house — along with their credit rating.
They end up worse off than before.
This was completely foreseeable and in fact many people did foresee it. One political party, in Congress and in the executive branch, tried repeatedly to tighten up the rules. The other party blocked every such attempt and tried to loosen them.
Furthermore, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae were making political contributions to the very members of Congress who were allowing them to make irresponsible loans. (Though why quasi-federal agencies were allowed to do so baffles me. It's as if the Pentagon were allowed to contribute to the political campaigns of Congressmen who support increasing their budget.)
Isn't there a story here? Doesn't journalism require that you who produce our daily paper tell the truth about who brought us to a position where the only way to keep confidence in our economy was a $700 billion bailout? Aren't you supposed to follow the money and see which politicians were benefiting personally from the deregulation of mortgage lending?
I have no doubt that if these facts had pointed to the Republican Party or to John McCain as the guilty parties, you would be treating it as a vast scandal. "Housing-gate," no doubt. Or "Fannie-gate."
Instead, it was Senator Christopher Dodd and Congressman Barney Frank, both Democrats, who denied that there were any problems, who refused Bush administration requests to set up a regulatory agency to watch over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and who were still pushing for these agencies to go even further in promoting sub-prime mortgage loans almost up to the minute they failed.
As Thomas Sowell points out in a TownHall.com essay entitled "Do Facts Matter?" ( http://snipurl.com/457to] ): "Alan Greenspan warned them four years ago. So did the Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers to the President. So did Bush's Secretary of the Treasury."
These are facts. This financial crisis was completely preventable. The party that blocked any attempt to prevent it was ... the Democratic Party. The party that tried to prevent it was ... the Republican Party.
Yet when Nancy Pelosi accused the Bush administration and Republican deregulation of causing the crisis, you in the press did not hold her to account for her lie. Instead, you criticized Republicans who took offense at this lie and refused to vote for the bailout!
What? It's not the liar, but the victims of the lie who are to blame?
Now let's follow the money ... right to the presidential candidate who is the number-two recipient of campaign contributions from Fannie Mae.
And after Freddie Raines, the CEO of Fannie Mae who made $90 million while running it into the ground, was fired for his incompetence, one presidential candidate's campaign actually consulted him for advice on housing.
If that presidential candidate had been John McCain, you would have called it a major scandal and we would be getting stories in your paper every day about how incompetent and corrupt he was.
But instead, that candidate was Barack Obama, and so you have buried this story, and when the McCain campaign dared to call Raines an "adviser" to the Obama campaign — because that campaign had sought his advice — you actually let Obama's people get away with accusing McCain of lying, merely because Raines wasn't listed as an official adviser to the Obama campaign.
You would never tolerate such weasely nit-picking from a Republican.
If you who produce our local daily paper actually had any principles, you would be pounding this story, because the prosperity of all Americans was put at risk by the foolish, short-sighted, politically selfish, and possibly corrupt actions of leading Democrats, including Obama.
If you who produce our local daily paper had any personal honor, you would find it unbearable to let the American people believe that somehow Republicans were to blame for this crisis.
There are precedents. Even though President Bush and his administration never said that Iraq sponsored or was linked to 9/11, you could not stand the fact that Americans had that misapprehension — so you pounded us with the fact that there was no such link. (Along the way, you created the false impression that Bush had lied to them and said that there was a connection.)
If you had any principles, then surely right now, when the American people are set to blame President Bush and John McCain for a crisis they tried to prevent, and are actually shifting to approve of Barack Obama because of a crisis he helped cause, you would be laboring at least as hard to correct that false impression.
Your job, as journalists, is to tell the truth. That's what you claim you do, when you accept people's money to buy or subscribe to your paper.
But right now, you are consenting to or actively promoting a big fat lie — that the housing crisis should somehow be blamed on Bush, McCain, and the Republicans. You have trained the American people to blame everything bad — even bad weather — on Bush, and they are responding as you have taught them to.
If you had any personal honor, each reporter and editor would be insisting on telling the truth — even if it hurts the election chances of your favorite candidate.
Because that's what honorable people do. Honest people tell the truth even when they don't like the probable consequences. That's what honesty means . That's how trust is earned.
Barack Obama is just another politician, and not a very wise one. He has revealed his ignorance and naivete time after time — and you have swept it under the rug, treated it as nothing.
Meanwhile, you have participated in the borking of Sarah Palin, reporting savage attacks on her for the pregnancy of her unmarried daughter — while you ignored the story of John Edwards's own adultery for many months.
So I ask you now: Do you have any standards at all? Do you even know what honesty means?
Is getting people to vote for Barack Obama so important that you will throw away everything that journalism is supposed to stand for?
You might want to remember the way the National Organization of Women threw away their integrity by supporting Bill Clinton despite his well-known pattern of sexual exploitation of powerless women. Who listens to NOW anymore? We know they stand for nothing; they have no principles.
That's where you are right now.
It's not too late. You know that if the situation were reversed, and the truth would damage McCain and help Obama, you would be moving heaven and earth to get the true story out there.
If you want to redeem your honor, you will swallow hard and make a list of all the stories you would print if it were McCain who had been getting money from Fannie Mae, McCain whose campaign had consulted with its discredited former CEO, McCain who had voted against tightening its lending practices.
Then you will print them, even though every one of those true stories will point the finger of blame at the reckless Democratic Party, which put our nation's prosperity at risk so they could feel good about helping the poor, and lay a fair share of the blame at Obama's door.
You will also tell the truth about John McCain: that he tried, as a Senator, to do what it took to prevent this crisis. You will tell the truth about President Bush: that his administration tried more than once to get Congress to regulate lending in a responsible way.
This was a Congress-caused crisis, beginning during the Clinton administration, with Democrats leading the way into the crisis and blocking every effort to get out of it in a timely fashion.
If you at our local daily newspaper continue to let Americans believe — and vote as if — President Bush and the Republicans caused the crisis, then you are joining in that lie.
If you do not tell the truth about the Democrats — including Barack Obama — and do so with the same energy you would use if the miscreants were Republicans — then you are not journalists by any standard.
You're just the public relations machine of the Democratic Party, and it's time you were all fired and real journalists brought in, so that we can actually have a news paper in our city.

Doh! Liberal Poll Backfires

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The left-leaning Pew Research Center conducted a survey to see what the audiences of the various political shows knew about politics and what they found goes against the Drive-By Liberal News Media’s "conventional wisdom" about whose audience is better informed about current events. With a simple three-question survey about politicians of high office, it turned out that the audiences of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity answered correctly more than did that of the Colbert Report, Daily Show and CNN.


They were asked these simple questions:


1. Which political party controls the House?
2. Who is the Secretary of State?
3. Who is the PM of Great Britain?




The percentage of the audience who correctly answered these three questions are:



Sean Hannity- 84%, 73%, 49%
Rush Limbaugh - 84%, 73%, 41%
NPR - 73%, 72%, 57% (of course they are more interested in Europe)
Colbert Report - 73%, 65%, 49%
C-SPAN - 63%, 59%, 35%
CNN - 59%, 48%, 29%

Old Hag Arrested

This 89-year old hag was arrested last week after refusing to return a football to some neighborhood hooligans who kept throwing it in her yard. Not since the cops arrested that guy for farting has there been a bigger waste of taxpayer money.

More From the Looney Left

You never see Republic protesters do things like this. Yet the Drive-By's, Obama, and Powell say the McCain campaign and its supporters are the negative ones.

Magic Mountain: RUINED

Lurch took his cousin to Magic Mountain.

While there, Lurch bought himself a large drink in an amusing, oversized souvenir cup.

Then he decided to ride the "corkscrew" roller coaster.

As he sat down with his large souvenir cup full of Coca-Cola, he muttered to himself, "Where are the cup holders?"

(Not actual photo -- reinactment by paid actors)

Unable to find one in the roller coaster car, he placed the drink between his thighs. "But I put the lid on tight!" he claimed afterwards.

You can guess what happened. At the first loop, Lurch became frightened and instinctively clamped his legs together, causing the plastic souvenir cup to collapse and the carbonated beverage to shoot up and spray everyone within several cars of Lurch.

"The worst part about the experience," he lamented to me during my interview, "was that the cup fell out during the ride. It was RE-FILLABLE, so I didn’t get to enjoy another drink. I tried to find it afterwards, but the attendant refused to let me walk under the track and get it."

After the ride was over, Lurch asked for a replacement drink from the counter where he purchased it, but was refused. Exposing his former liberal Democratic tendencies, he urged the teenaged cashier, "But there was no warning sign!"

(This sign would have prevented Lurch from spilling his Coke)

To be fair, back in 1990 when this incident ocurred, the scientific community had not yet reached a consensus on the connection between liquid dynamics and roller coasters. So the science wasn’t yet out there to put Lurch on notice that bringing a drink on a roller coaster was not a good idea.

Amusement Park: 1, Lurch: 0

My Cancellation Letter to Men's Health

As many of you know, I "beef it" 4 times per week (that is slang for lifting weights for purposes of gaining muscle mass). Often, I use "Men's Health" as a resource for learning new routines to mix it up. Sadly, the editorial board has endorsed Barack Hussein Obama and placed him on the front cover with a fluff piece. I have now cancelled by subscription, and sent the following e-mail to their subscription services:

"Gentlemen: I do not subscribe to Men's Health for political indoctrination -- I want health and fitness information. Period. Your cover story and fluff piece on Obama this month is quite annoying, not only because of its tacit endorsement of a candidate I do not support but also because McCain's story as a POW is far, far more inspirational than Obama's story. How does a man survive the POW experience? That would have been a riveting story, but was not even covered. I guess Obama's experience of "community organizing" -- what ever that means (knocking on doors for signatures??)-- was more interesting to the editorial board. Anyway, cancel my subscription immediately and refund the difference. This subscription has been a discretionary expense, and if I'm not getting what I paid for, I see no point in continuing."

Mrs. Barack Obama and Mrs. Louis Farrakhan

This photograph depicts Michelle Hussein Obama with Mother Kadijah Farrakhan, wife of the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan. It was supposedly at this luncheon where Michelle Hussein Obama uttered those famous words, "What are we gonna do about whitey?"

Explain This, Barack Hussein Obama!!

Obama is a liar. In 1997, he gave a glowing endorsement of Bill Ayers' book which was a radical, anti-Christian and anti-American approach to raising children.

Colon Powell - Unprincipled Backstabber

Colon Powell announced today that he is voting for Obama. Standing outside the NBC studio, he said one of the reasons he is supporting Obama is because he was put off by McCain's negative campaign wherein McCain called Obama a Muslim. WFT??? That never happened. McCain has routinely attacked his own supporters when they have commented on Obama's middle name and Islamic heritage.

Later, when questioned by a reporter from the Howard Stern Show, Powell admitted he is also voting for Obama because he agrees with Obama's anti-abortion position, Obama's pledge to keep the troops in Iraq for several more years, and because he thinks Sarah Palin will make a good vice-president.

McCain v. Obama Policy Differences

TAXES
McCain - Vowed not to raise taxes; may reduce taxes.
Obama - Vowed to raise taxes on individuals and small businesses making more than $250,000.

SPENDING
McCain - Will freeze spending and veto pork barrel and earmark spending.
Obama - Will increase spending on social programs and expanding federal entitlement spending.

ABORTION
McCain - Opposes abortion, favors adoption alternative.
Obama - Encourages late term abortions at 8 1/2 months, no restrictions.

RELIGION
McCain - States his political views are shaped by his Christian beliefs.
Obama - Declared, "Whatever it once was, this is not a Christian nation anymore." Says, 'under God' should be removed from Pledge of Allegiance; mocks people with religious beliefs when speaking privately to liberal audiences.

PATRIOTISM
McCain - Served country in Navy, POW camp, proud of his country.
Obama - Refuses to place hand over heart during Pledge; wife says America is 'downright mean' and not proud of America.

FOREIGN POLICY
McCain - Would use military to protect U.S. interests and in areas where U.S. can make the outcome better.
Obama - Says there is "nothing special about the U.S., " and vows to sit down and negotiate with terrorists.

IRAQ/AFGHANISTAN
McCain - Suports the surge in both countries, vows troops will return home after victory.
Obama - Opposes use of military force, vows to withdraw troops in 16 months regardless of conditions.

IRAN/NORTH KOREA
McCain - Will not allow them to obtain nuclear weapons. Favors multilateral sanctions.
Obama - Favors sharing nuclear technology, direct diplomacy, meeting without preconditions.

ENERGY
McCain - Supports drilling, nuclear energey, tax credits to auto companies who develop zero-emission cars.
Obama - Supports subsidies to solar and wind energy. Opposes nuclear and oil.

HEALTHCARE
McCain - Would allow insurance companies to sell across state lines; tax credits for health insurance premiums.
Obama - Government operated, mandated universal health care like Canada and UK.

CAPITALISM
McCain - People should keep what they earn with minimal taxes; encourages private charity.
Obama - Spread the wealth around so everyone can benefit from other people's work and innovation.

GUNS
McCain - The Second Amendment guarantees individuals the right to own and posess guns for protection.
Obama - Only the government and military can own guns; favors banning private gun ownership.

ISRAEL
McCain - Favors a Palestinian state while preserving Israel.
Obama - Says the U.S. is "too close" with Israel, favors sanctions against Israel.

8 Years Ago: "Do You Support Dingle-Norwood?"

8 years ago today, George W. Bush won the election when he gave Al "The Stalker" Gore a quick nod when Gore tried to get in his face during the town hall debate.

Bagel Order: RUINED

Lurch ordered a poppy-seed toasted bagel with Philadelphia-style creamed-cheese.

He was happy.

When he arrived in his windowless office, he poured himself a cup of steeping-hot green tea.

He turned on his computer and tuned into a conservative-viewpoint based radio program.Then, he slowley took out the bagel from the white paper bag.

He openened the bagel. It was toasted. But where was the creamed-cheese?!?

That's not how I ordered it!

My bagel experience has been ruined.

Uhhhhhhh . . . . . Bagel Store: 1, Lurch: 0

They will pay . . . They will pay . . . .