Woman Dressed As Cow Arrested for Urinating on Porch
A woman was arrested Monday for being disorderly in public. She was drunk and ran around her neighborhood wearing a cow suit. The last straw was when she urinated on a neighbor's front porch, and disregarded warnings by officers that she go home.
I began my career as a professional bodybuilder in 1993, but alleged steroid use followed me from tournament to tournament, and soon I was banned from all competition. Now I spend my time talking and complaining.
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