As many of you know, Lurch has been forcing J-Boy to drive him to work for the past several years to save gas money. J-Boy is frightened by Lurch, so he gives in and drives him to work every day without asking for money -- or even to share the driving responsibilities.
But it BACKFIRED. Lurch, having checked on his car for the first time in 18 months, found it under a blanket of bird crap. It turns out, it will cost Lurch several thousand dollars to clean, and repaint, his car -- at a cost far more than he saved in gas money.
Birds: 1, Lurch: 0
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